My deal for Trump

[Cartoonist]

No impeachment trial if:

Resign
Admit your crimes
Apologize to America
Apologize to the world

Yes, Pence can pardon you, but you are still susceptible to State charges. To escape that, you would be allowed to fly your pilane to any country without an extradition treaty.

You must promise never to return. You may take as many family members who want to go.

[abqtommy]

1. Nah. I want him locked down in Gitmo.

[C_U_L8R]

2. My offer is this: nothing.

Not even the $20,000 for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

Oops sorry wrong crime family.

[kozar]

3. a part of my mind,

doesn't want him to resign, I would like to see him suffer some as he made our country do for 2+ years, then the other part of my brain,,wants him gone yesterday. A thought provoking statement from OP.

Koz

[Cartoonist]

5. The sooner the better

I'm not seeking justice or revenge. I'll paraphrase a line by Raymond Chandler. The Yankees outfield with a bat in each hand couldn't give Trump what he deserves.

[kozar]

6. okay I agree,

with that part of my brain. Maybe I should change my name to Contortionist, I am still on both sides,,damn.. point taken.

Koz

[CanonRay]

4. He'll never resign

His disordered mind won't allow him to admit he was wrong. In addition his only protection is to hang on to the levers of power. It's going to be ugly.

[Volaris]

7. But ONLY on the condition that in return for a full federal pardon...

Pence MUST appoint Hillary Clinton his new VP, and then IMMEDIATELY step down the moment your pardon is signed.

It's this, or Rikers Island.

Choose wisely.

[Kaleva]

8. Provide him and Ivanka a free one way 1st class ride to a non-US island of their choice.

[SeattleVet]

10. Greenland?

[madinmaryland]

12. Greenland won't take him.

[SeattleVet]

13. The give him the Philip Nolan treatment.

(Idea taken from Edward Everett Hale's short story 'The Man Without a Country')

Set him adrift and keep any mention of the US from him.

[lame54]

9. Your gonna let him keep our money?

[NCLefty]

11. The apology would be the hardest part. He admitted he lied about birtherism but didn't apologize. He

never apologized for calling for the deaths of 5 innocent PoC boys (now men).

If he did do an apology, it would be written by someone else.

[Cartoonist]

14. Then no deal

And it must be sincere. Not written by anyone else.