Right now at the White House ...

[NanceGreggs]

Pompeo is trying to figure out which country to invade as a ‘distraction’ from the current news.

Kellyanne has her fingers in her ears, chanting na na na as her husband keeps yelling, ”Told ya so, told ya so, told ya so!”.

Pence is locked in his prayer closet with Mommy.

Guiliani is asking if his hero’s parade has been scheduled yet.

Melania is singing, ”Free at last, free at last …”

Barr is trying to find a lawyer willing to take his case.

Lindsey Graham is on the fainting couch, dealing with an attack of the vapours.

Jared is manning the paper shredder, while furiously hitting the delete key on every computer in the building.

Ivanka is complaining that this could like totally, but totally ruin her chances to be elected POTUS in 2024.

Don Jr. is trying to land a spot on Dancing with the Stars.

Eric is just wondering what’s going on.

And Trump is asking his staff if this means his Nobel Peace Prize is permanently off the table.

[Stuart G]

1. Outstanding analysis...k and r..

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Perfect, as always, dear Nance!

[bdamomma]

3. Very good

where is Stephen Miller on that list. He's in the shadows.

[malaise]

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I can see this

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. have you tapped into Vlad's webcams in the WH?

[sheshe2]

6. Hehehehehe

[slumcamper]

7. one of the most hilarious characterizations of truth--EVER!

Amazingly well done!

[Blue Owl]

8. And Stephen Miller is looking for his can of spray-on immunity

n/t

[thenelm1]

17. And trying to see if he can find some place that will overnite his

SS-Oberstgruppenführer uniform to Brazil, Hungary or some other Fascist country. He wants to keep it and be able to use it somewhere. It looks so good on him after all, and it makes his gf so hot and sweaty. (And him too, when he looks at himself in the mirror.)

[pangaia]

9. Eric is the winner....

[llmart]

10. Oh my, that is hilarious!

I can picture it in my mind's eye and am loving the visual.

[Chipper Chat]

11. You can add:

The holdover White House staff is cursing under their breath and longing for the good ol' days of George, Laura, Barack, and Michelle.

[Karadeniz]

12. You're clairvoyant! Thanks for sharing your gift!

[George II]

13. Beautiful! The only one coming out of this on top is Barron!

[ProudProgressiveNow]

14. KR NT

[Poiuyt]

15. Great post!

[NBachers]

16. Pence reminds me of the last scene of Carrie & mother in her prayer closet as it sinks into hell.

[Politicub]

18. :)

[Cartoonist]

20. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

You nailed him.

Previous post was a duplicate.

[DFW]

21. You do realize you're opening yourself up for a visit from some guys in black trenchcoats, right?

"OK, Ms. Greggs, you are not leaving this room until you tell us how you installed all those cameras and microphones in the White House, where they are placed, and who helped you do it."

[calimary]

22. LOVE this!!!

You’ve outdone yourself on this one, Nance! But yeah, you need to add something for Miller, and Mulvaney too.

[Dirty Socialist]

23. I like the Graham reference

“The Vapors” gets me every time

[underpants]

29. Me as well

[Tarheel_Dem]

24. K&R

[LSFL]

25. The British spelling of "vapours" cracked me up. Nt.

[nolabear]

26. Succinct. To the point. Likely accurate. How do they sleep?

I mean, what the hell can they be saying to one another? “G’night hun, we’ll get away with it, don’t you worry!” Or maybe “Did you stash the money and gas up the plane? Because shit is going down!”!

My life is so simple.

[gademocrat7]

27. Brilliant!

Your analysis is spot on, NanceGreggs.

[yellowcanine]

28. Missed one. Guiliani is watching old tapes from 9-11

when he was "America's Mayor" and wondering how things went so horribly wrong.

[underpants]

30. Bernie Kerik

It all started going down hill for Rudy when Bernie got busted.

[yellowcanine]

31. Also Bill Barr is checking his Caymen Islands account and researching which countries don't have an

extradition treaty with the U.S.

[The Wizard]

32. That's quite a list of reprobates

Pompeo: Ethically challenged, but does speak in complete sentences and indictable.
Kellyanne: Auditioning for the role of crypt keeper.
Pence: Praying away the gay is a failed concept.
Giuliani: A walking talking snarling case of legal malpractice.
Melania: Used to be a sympathetic character considering her spouse. Not anymore.
Barr: Makes John Mitchell look like an honest broker.
Lindsey Graham: A self conflicted, pearl clutching weirdo.
Jared: In a word, malevolent.
Ivanka: Future concentration camp guard.
Don Jr.: Future prison bride.
Eric: Auditioning for the job of White House door stop.
The President: Cheesy, second hand reality TV performance artist with access to the weapons that could wipe out the human race. Let that last part sink in.

[malaise]

36. Nicely done

including the let that last part sink in

[Fla Dem]

33. Hit the nail on the head. Excellent!

[dajoki]

34. I love it n/t

[bubbazero]

35. WHERE ARE MR AND MRS MCCONNELL?

I realize he's not doing anything, but what about her? Dear mz nance, our clairvoyant wise and wonderfully, nasty, snarky one, where is mrs Moscow, Massacre, Mula-enriching Mitch?

[kstewart33]

37. Great work, Nance. Thanks! nt

[oswaldactedalone]

38. Brilliant!!

[kpete]

39. Absolutely

Absolutely Fabulous!