Does anyone know what language this is?

[LuckyCharms]

[NCLefty]

1. Ah yap, that's Trumpanzee.

[trusty elf]

2. No, but the wardrobe malfunction is real choice.

[sprinkleeninow]

3. God, I'm sorry. Please forgive me for howling and almost fallin' offa my comfy chair.

[Oy veh. Izzat a female? Please say 'no'.]

[JHB]

4. Entitlement

The entitlement that says you must pay attention to his opinion, but he feels no obligation to put a little effort into his presentation so that he doesn't look like a dope and a slob.

[JI7]

5. murkan

[Sloumeau]

6. For those who have difficulty reading this, it says:

Trators
Democrats
you Don't even have your
own Pledge of Allegiance
to the flag
Its to the Republic for which it stands
not Democrat
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The man cannot spell the words "Traitors" or "It's" and has no idea either when to capitalize or how sentences are put together. Also, he seems to confuse the word "Republican" with "Republic". Because of this, he seems to think that the inclusion of the word "Republic" means that the Pledge of Allegiance only belongs to Republicans. Yet, if Democratic children didn't say The Pledge in schools, he would probably call them traitors too. Republicans are clueless in so many ways.

[Progressive Jones]

7. He spelled "DemonRATs" incorrectly. nt

[brettdale]

8. Moran man

Is still my favorite.

[Turbineguy]

9. Dumblish.

[Skidmore]

10. It's what results from

a society abandoning its school system.

[lastlib]

11. Deplorablese?

Warning--DON'T let him play with subatomic particles!

[SMC22307]

36. *Winner*

[mercuryblues]

12. With 3 pairs of glasses

on him, he still can not see.

[smirkymonkey]

13. I'm pretty sure it's Walmart.

[SammyWinstonJack]

32. ROFL! WAL-MART people.

[malaise]

14. Deplorable tittie

[Atticus]

15. Dumbfuckistanese. nt

[DFW]

16. Sure. That is a dialect of Republicanese widely spoken in Kentucky

The Kentucky dialect is spoken with a distinctive accent, and you must have an angry expression on your face when you pronounce it, or a native speaker will spot you as a "foreigner" immediately.

If you want to learn the standard version of the language, here is a head start:

EXCERPTS FROM THE OFFICIAL DICTIONARY OF REPUBLICANESE

In Republicanese, many words that sound alike may be spelled differently at random. A few prominent examples:

In Republicanese, the following words may be spelled at random using any of the three ways given:

A.) Two, Too, To
B.) Their, They're, There
c.) Your, Yore, You're

The Republicanese version of Robin Hood therefore starts with "In days of you're...."

The only rule is that the correct use of them as in English is never permitted twice in a row.

Words with single letters that change meaning when that letter is doubled must never be used in correct English context. The classic example is “lose” vs. “loose.” In Republicanese, if you do not win an election, then you “loose” that election. Conversely, if your (Republicanese: you’re) belt is too tight, you need it more “lose” in order to be comfortable. Another example would be the Republicanese, “I met Donald Trump, and he was rudder than I imagined,” vs. “I grabbed the ruder and was able to steer the boat to shore.”

In Republicanese, as opposed to English, an apostrophe is used to form a plural. But it must be done at random, never systematically. For example, Bill and Hillary are "the Clinton's," but Bill, Chelsea and Hillary are "the Clintons." The other way around is also correct. In Republicanese, either form is correct as long as it is not spelled the same way twice in a row.

[underpants]

18. Too funny. Everyone should read this.

[DFW]

22. I considered writing the whole book, and then got a frightening thought

Red states would probably start using it as a basic grammar in their elementary schools.

So I dropped the idea like a hot potato.

[treestar]

19. LOL

The apostrophe is also known as the hyphen and they are synonymous.

[DFW]

21. Except in Republican medical schools.

Republican gynecologists inspect girls' hyphens to determine if their virginity is intact.

[treestar]

38. lol good one

[underpants]

17. Well, it got Alvarado right

But then the two pairs of Dollar Store glasses probably had something to do with that

[treestar]

20. He came up with that

and thought it was so brilliant!

[C_U_L8R]

23. It's a variant of wingnut.

[LiberalFighter]

24. He was probably a bully and/or jock that had trouble getting by in school.

[Hoyt]

25. Ignorant White Wing.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

26. Oh I recognize that!...

It’s Nipslipese

[MineralMan]

27. Nipplese

The primary language of Nipple.

[COLGATE4]

28. I believe it's a fine example

of Proto-Moron

[Va Lefty]

29. Moronacan

[Wounded Bear]

30. Authentic frontier gibberish...

[Bayard]

31. Bevin-ese obviously

An off-shoot dialect of McConnell-ish, and tRump-anzee, here in Kentucky.

The rest of us speak English with a twang.

[treestar]

39. The Trumpanish family of languages

Include McConnellish, Giulanese, Ryanish and Pencian.

[keithbvadu2]

33. Is that Grandpa or Grandma?

Is that Grandpa or Grandma?

[Takket]

34. MAGAt

[kskiska]

35. It's the same language as Trump's tweets.

[MiniMe]

37. That nipple sticking out is distracting

As well as gross

[Iggo]

40. Well, NOW it is.

[maxsolomon]

41. Sadlish.

So sad that we've come to this point.

That man was probably a Democrat-voting union member once upon a time.