Gee Donnie
Leaving on a Jet Plane
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside the White House door
I hate to wake you MAGA's to say goodbye
But the dawn is breaking, it's early morn
The FBI is waiting, they are blowing their horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry
So kiss my ass and adore me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
I had the huugest crowds you ever saw
I lied to you and you gulped it down
You are the stupidest sheep, I have ever conned.
There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now, you don't mean a thing
(You, Don't mean a thing)
In my padded cell, I will think of you
Every scam I played, I made a fool of you
You believed all the crap I ever spewed.
(Crap I ever spewed.)
Sung to Peter Paul and Mary's, Leaving on a Jet Plane. I apologize to them all.
Say Goodbye Folks.