The buses not showing up to take Trumpers to their rally is more insidious than even they believe

[TlalocW]

It wasn't because the bus company doesn't like conservatives. Oh, no. We have it on good authority from Jack Pobosiec that when the buses turned up, one of the drivers was recognized as George Soros. The waiting conservatives tried to flee, but many were captured and loaded on the buses and driven to FEMA re-education camps. Camps built by MS-13 gang members on the grounds of the Bowling Green Massacre and staffed by ISIS and the democratic higher-ups who ran the child sex-trafficking ring out of the non-existent basement of that pizza place. There, they are being brainwashed into becoming gay Muslims.. AND VEGANS! These Manchurian Candidates will form the backbone of the army that will sweep across the country, taking our guns, MAGA hats, and Tim Allen sitcoms.

Don't let the lamestream media tell you differently.

TlalocW

[Lochloosa]

1. Well done.

[JHB]

2. A-Level Illumunati card game player.

[Phoenix61]

3. Yes!

[Blue Owl]

4. More information to follow at the Wohl/Burke press conference

n/t

[mr_lebowski]

5. PFFFFT ... this is SO NOT TRUE ...

The camps aren't staffed by ISIS, they're locked down by a phalanx of Lesbian UN Agenda 21 Blue-Helmet Stormtroopers, led by Hillary Herself.

Also you forgot black helicopters

[live love laugh]

30. 🤣🤣🤣

[True Blue American]

39. Blue Helmet?

Or Blue Haired?

[George II]

6. Very clever. Not to mention that they were hired COD, and we know how that works w/trump.

[gab13by13]

7. I don't believe the Vegan part.

[EarnestPutz]

21. That made me laugh. Nice.

[gratuitous]

8. You almost had me believing it

But when you didn't mention Comet Ping Pong, I knew this was a false flag double-blind counter-counterintelligence ruse!

[gay texan]

9. The birkenstock mafia strikes again

Never trust a liberal in comfy shoes

[flibbitygiblets]

10. Rec this post for the responses as well as the OP.

Nicely done DUers!

[VWolf]

11. Bowling Green Massacre!!!!

OMG I totally forgot about that one - glad you managed to shoe-horn it in. Brilliant!

[Marthe48]

12. Fun, but remember

Women taking a bus to either a Me Too rally or protesting trump didn't get to go, not because of bad credit, but because the bus driver didn't approve of the protest and pretended the bus broke down.

[kozar]

13. could the MAGAs...

Have planned this ahead and knew CC would be declined so they could set up Deep State narrative??? nope,,they are MAGAs,, not enough brain for the oxygen flow to plan that far ahead.

Koz

[Aristus]

14. "Covfefe and cold hamberders will be served as soon as our escort of chemtrails joins us."

[smirkymonkey]

15. I knew it!

Just as I suspected!

[Fritz Walter]

16. Left out the most heinous form of brainwashing

Converting dog lovers to cat people.
Mee-ouch!

And if they were already "owned" by their housecats, then they were converted to rodent-raising (mice, hamsters, rabbits, gerbils, etc.).

[Turbineguy]

17. Thanks for revealing

the total truth! I was worried that the cause was a mundane one.

[jayschool2013]

18. Have we canceled Jade Helm?

I have next Friday set aside for the coup. Should I re-schedule?

[onethatcares]

19. better wait until

the Olive Garden can be booked with a bad credit card.

[IronLionZion]

20. And these Manchurian MAGAts look exactly like any other MAGAts

so true Trumpsters can't trust anyone who appears to support Trump because they are probably a deep state agent. Trust no one!

It's a perfect plan and perfectly executed

[MrScorpio]

22. How these morons dress themselves in the morning should be considered a modern day miracle

[Wounded Bear]

23. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[lastlib]

24. If only they could read.....

they could've read the UN Agenda 21 code symbols on the backs of the street signs and been warned.

[burrowowl]

25. Good one!

[pandr32]

26. LMAO!!!

[nilram]

27. Don't forget Frederick Douglass, he's getting recognized more and more

at these events.

[jeffreyi]

28. Was that before or after Obama took the guns?

[11 Bravo]

29. You left out the virgins impregnated by Adam Schiff ...

and then taken against their will to receive taxpayer-funded abortions performed by oppressed nuns being held at gunpoint while forced to violate their beliefs.

[patphil]

31. Wow! It's like you're reading my mind.

Hey! Wait a minute! You're not really reading my mind are you?
Time to burn the house and head for my safe refuge in the mountains.
I bet you'd like to know where that is....so would I.

Patrick Phillips

[lunasun]

32. Soros + Illuminati confirmed . Good work !

[RainCaster]

33. Those Tim Allen videos are all on Beta, too!

All the meals & training materials came from PETA.

[PurgedVoter]

34. Great work TlalocW

By the way, has anyone seen George Soros lately? He owes me money for all my pro democratic party posts.

[True Blue American]

37. You mean George

Is paying? Ima gonna march right down to that Bowling Green Walmart and demand my money! He can afford it!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

35. you have revealed the secrets!

You will no longer be welcome in the hidden basement barracks of Bowling Green Walmart.

[True Blue American]

36. :)

[Gothmog]

38. It is hard to do satire in today's world

[tavernier]

40. Hold on...

This is best read while sipping a cup of fresh ground covfefe.

[Danascot]

41. And wait until the RW nutbags find out

tRump is a deep state, deep-cover liberal, a brilliant actor funded by George Soros and Tom Steyer, sent to destroy the GOP forever!