Trump apparently doesn't know the name of his own Defense Secretary

[DemocratSinceBirth]

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[underpants]

1. Mark...uh...what's his name? ESPN?

[dalton99a]

6. "I have a very, very large organization with many, many employees"

"They are all the same to me"

[Turbineguy]

2. He probably has his

own name spelled out on the back of his belt.

[dalton99a]

3. Demented sick fuck

[JHB]

14. True, although in this case my bet would be an autocorrect error...

...and proofreading? What's that?

I mean, it's spelled correctly, so there's no way he intended to write it.

[TreasonousBastard]

4. In his defense-- just who is it this week?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Is that real?

[dalton99a]

7. Yes.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Hard to keep track of them as they wander past...

[Golden Raisin]

9. God forbid he should proof-read before hitting send.

I know. I know. I'm giving him way too much credit and expecting way too much.

[nuxvomica]

10. Autocorrect does the same thing on my phone for "Esper"

But autocorrect doesn't explain "We have secured the Oil." What oil?!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Mark Esperanto, Defense Secretary of Disguise. Nt

[Pachamama]

12. Trump probably saw video of what is happening in Barcelona and he started fantasizing

...about General Espartero and typed it in as he thought it sounded.

(For historic reference, he bombed Barcelona 150 something years ago when they tried to rise up)

[Midnight Writer]

13. Come on. How can you expect the guy to proofread when he can't read?

[JHB]

15. Which opens a related question...

What is the Esperanto phrase for "impeach the motherf****r"?