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A couple hundred Donald Trump fans rallied outside Congress on Thursday for the “March for Trump,” an event meant to oppose House Democrats’ impeachment investigation. According to organizers, though, there would have been hundreds more people shouting “stop the coup” in Washington’s streets if not for a liberal plot against their buses. That’s because, as would-be rally attendees gathered across the East Coast for the US Coachways buses that the organizer had promised would take them to Washington, those buses never showed. The no-shows provoked a wave of anger, accusations that the “deep state” had colluded to stop a show of Trump support in Washington, and negative reviews aimed at US Coachways.

But US Coachways has a simpler explanation for what happened—it was never paid for the requested buses due to a series of declined credit card payments. “We want to get people down there,” Joseph Heap, US Coachways’ chief marketing officer, told The Daily Beast. “But unfortunately, payment is required.”

For those who made it to the rally, the missing buses were a subject of anger, consternation, and conspiracies. Rally speaker and One America News personality Jack Posobiec compared the bus issue to social media companies “deplatforming” conservatives.

“I hear there was a buses issue today,” Posobiec said. “The company refused to work with folks.”
https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-coachways-charter-bus-company-did-not-sabotage-the-march-for-trump?ref=author

Well pay up suckas! I mean isn't that typical? You build up all this hype and then skimp out on the bill. Who does that sound like? Wait, do I even need to ask that question? I mean it's pretty obvious that he's inspiring this!

*audience laughs and applauds*

This week the Top 10 is all new live from UNLV in Las Vegas! We bring back "So That Happened", Trump writes an insane letter to Turkey's Erdogan, the G-7 Summit might be held at Mar-A-Lago, the GOP predictably reacts horribly to Elijah Cummings' death, Chris McDonald is this week's This Fucking Guy, and we tell you what we really think of Sallie Mae's grifiting in "Unpopular Opinions". And in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates - is your baby food contaminated? Thanks to our distaste for corporate regulation, your baby could very well be eating toxic baby food! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is the apocalypse imminent? Our resident pastor takes on some popular doomsday theories while offering a few of his own! We also have a new "People Are Dumb", because of course they are! And in our 2020 voters' guide "Keeping Up With The Candidates", we ask that Tulsi Gabbard kindly put down the covfefe because you do not want an endorsement from David Duke! We will explain this SNAFU in full detail! And to top it off some live music from country music's anti-hero Sturgill Simpson!

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