Where will Trump be on January 20, 2021?

[Cyrano]

Super-glued to the desk in the Oval Office?

Taking the Oath of Office at Trump Tower with a different judge and a different crowd?

Tweeting to his followers to stage an armed revolt against the socialist/LGBTQ takeover?

Being wheeled from the White House in a Hannibal Lector staight jacket and muzzle?

Eating 25 pounds of Big Macs while bitching that god had double-crossed him?

Shrieking "fake news" about the "pee tapes" that Putin had released to the media?

In jail?

In Moscow?

In Hell?

[Thomas Hurt]

1. No clue, no use worrying about it. Things will work out as they will.

Get out the vote.

[RobertDevereaux]

2. As long as he's permanently out of sight, sound, and mind...

It matters not.

HOWEVER, SOLITARY CONFINEMENT would fit nice and snug.

As would other fates best left unmentioned.

[IADEMO2004]

3. My vote is for Bouvet. With Norway's permission.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_Island

The island has an area of 49 square kilometres (19 sq mi), of which 93 percent is covered by a glacier. The centre of the island is an ice-filled crater of an inactive volcano. Some skerries and one smaller island, Larsøya, lie along the coast. Nyrøysa, created by a rock slide in the late 1950s, is the only easy place to land and is the location of a weather station.

The island is located south of the Antarctic Convergence, giving it a marine Antarctic climate dominated by heavy clouds and fog. It experiences a mean temperature of −1 °C (30 °F),[31] with January average of 1 °C (34 °F) and September average of −3 °C (27 °F).[49] The monthly high mean temperatures fluctuate little through the year.[65] The peak temperature of 14 °C (57 °F) was recorded in March 1980, caused by intense sun radiation. Spot temperatures as high as 20 °C (68 °F) have been recorded in sunny weather on rock faces.[31] The island predominantly experiences a weak west wind.[49]

The harsh climate and ice-bound terrain limits non-animal life to fungi (ascomycetes including symbiotic lichens) and non-vascular plants (mosses and liverworts). The flora are representative for the maritime Antarctic and are phytogeographically similar to the South Sandwich Islands and South Shetland Islands. Vegetation is limited because of the ice cover, although snow algae are recorded. The remaining vegetation is located in snow-free areas such as nunatak ridges and other parts of the summit plateau, the coastal cliffs, capes and beaches. At Nyrøysa, five species of moss, six ascomycetes (including five lichens), and twenty algae have been recorded. Most snow-free areas are so steep and subject to frequent avalanches that only crustose lichens and algal formations are sustainable. There are six endemic ascomycetes, three of which are lichenized.[50]

[lastlib]

8. I like this idea, but it might have to wait until the next day.......

I hope there's no cell service there. Or his phone is broken.

[Dave Starsky]

9. It says it's hospitable to fungi.

That giant slime and his little mushroom cock should be quite happy there.

[BlueStater]

4. Hopefully in a place where I'll never have to see or hear him ever again.

That'd be nice.

[Cyrano]

6. You just know that the prick will tweet to his minions daily.

Will Twitter cut him off? Who knows?

But if they don't, his deplorables will cause as much disruption, and perhaps far worse, for years to come.

There's no known cure for hatred, racism, bigotry, or ingrained ignorance.

[Norbert]

5. As long is he can no longer hurt our country I don't care

I hope at least that he is tied up in litigation for the rest of his miserable life.

[lastlib]

7. In fetal position in the Lincoln bedroom....

one arm around the leg of the bed, the other thumb in his mouth, legs thrashing violently....

He would be screaming insanely, except for the thumb in his mouth.

[redstatebluegirl]

10. Hiding under the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom while Melania heads for her lawyer's office.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. Psych Ward

In a prison for the criminally insane.