BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Customs and Border Protection Agency issues urgent BOLO notice.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

The suspect is believed to be a white male, approximately 5'9'' and in his mid 70s with mostly bald hair and a poor comb over. He reportedly speaks with a thick New York style accent.

He was last seen sporting a novelty Groucho Marx styled fake glasses, nose and moustache set and holding a passport under the alias of "Gudy Riuliani."

If the suspect is approached, it is believed he will likely shout, "Out of my way, you idiots! I need to flee the country before you guys have a chance to catch me!"

Details at Eleven.

[Wounded Bear]

1. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[usaf-vet]

2. He knows that he can't go south to Mexico because the wall Mexico paid for is DONE! FINISHED!......

You can get in and you can't get OUT.

[George II]

3. Someone said the other night that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Federal Witless Protection Program?

[Brainfodder]

4. Is that a KOS order?

If you stick a camera on him, he freely admits to things.

Would make a nice addition to any zoo, just don't feed it after midnight?

[AllaN01Bear]

5. muwhahehahaha.