What Happened to Jeffrey Epstein?

[MineralMan]

Here's the definitive poll:

8 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	He died of suicide.
	2 (25%)
	He was murdered.
	6 (75%)
	He has been taken up to a planet orbiting Riga by aliens.
	0 (0%)
	He is living in a basement apartment in Queens, incognito.
	0 (0%)
	He fled to Angola, where he will soon become King of Angola.
	0 (0%)
	He was disapparated to China by Hermione Granger.
	0 (0%)
	He was eaten by Momma Shark - do doot do doot do doot.
	0 (0%)
	It is a cosmic mystery, and will remain unknown forever.
	0 (0%)
	WTAF?
	0 (0%)
	I hate conspiracy theory polls!
	0 (0%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[SidDithers]

1. Science by opinion poll...

Sid

[MineralMan]

2. What could give a better answer, you know?

[jberryhill]

5. A report by a highly qualified scientist applying principles of science

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212385118

I look forward on your next poll topics:

"Does human activity producing CO2 cause thermal effects in the atmosphere?"

"Do vaccines prevent disease?"

"Did life evolve on planet earth?"

Oh, but when it is science-denying which is popular, the answer is "What could give a better answer, you know?"

Yes, I know. Science.

Science-denying is not just a right-wing pursuit, sadly.

[MineralMan]

8. I'm on your side, you know...

[TwilightZone]

11. The poll is pretty clearly sarcastic.

If you'd read beyond the first couple of options, you would have noted that. It couldn't be more obvious.

[jberryhill]

3. Teach the controversy

[Initech]

4. It was a body double. The real Jeffrey Epstein is living in the basement of Comet Ping Pong.

Prove me wrong Qanon fans!

[Buckeyeblue]

6. Epstein escaped to Ukraine. Rudy is in hot pursuit

[jberryhill]

7. Does CO2 production produce climate effects?

I guess there is no way to know, because applied scientific analysis is all, like, just someone's opinion, man.

(to be clear, the current best scientific consensus is that CO2 production has a profound impact on climate)

[5X]

9. His brain was digitized by aliens and he was injected into the internet.

[dweller]

10. wtfuck cares?

he's dead

good, move on ...

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