Roger Stone Leaves Jury Selection Due to 'Food Poisoning'

[kpete]

NBC News: “Jury selection in the trial of Roger Stone, the longtime confidant and adviser to President Trump, got off to a bizarre start on Tuesday as Stone left the proceedings due to what he said was food poisoning.”


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/roger-stone-leaves-jury-selection-his-trial-because-food-poisoning-n1076711?cid=public-rss_20191105

[Thomas Hurt]

1. and the dog ate his attorney's briefs...

[Mersky]

5. Bwah! That's a DUzy!

[imanamerican63]

14. Are you sure the briefs and not boxers?

[Throckmorton]

20. His boxer ate his attorneys briefs?

Better get that poor dog some maalox.

[leftieNanner]

2. Was there a little bit of polonium in his food??

[Frustratedlady]

3. That's novel!

Couldn't be a little nervous, could he?

[gratuitous]

4. If I was the judge, I'd require a signed note from a doctor

Looks like Roger's not quite the "Come and get me, copper" toughguy he likes to fancy himself?

[BlueStater]

6. If true, I hope it's horrendous.

Fuck that guy.

[dem4decades]

7. Nervous Roger?

[MontanaMama]

11. Depends.

[dem4decades]

16. LOL

[JCMach1]

8. Hangovers can be bad,

LOL

[Miigwech]

9. I guess he ate a trump feces sandwich this morning.

Beware of eating human shit because it will make you sick.

[Jarqui]

9. What did he do? bite Trump ? nt

[Leith]

12. We have a saying in our house

How conveeeeenient!

I think it was the Church Lady, but I'm not sure.

I've had food poisoning. It lasted 36 hours straight. You do not want details.

[C_U_L8R]

13. So, he shat his pants.

Note to Trumpers... don't forget your diapers.

[yellowcanine]

15. Must have been the extra large helping of crow he ate.

[safeinOhio]

17. Judge Lady gave him a look

that could convict.

[BannonsLiver]

18. Nah it's just the polonium kicking in.

[bdamomma]

19. Anyway

to get out his hearing. Food poisoning that's a new one to get out of something.