I threw up a little when I saw this pic of Trump & Cruz, but I'll leave it here for you to caption.

[Miles Archer]

[dchill]

1. "Here's a little folding money for you, Ted."

You can pay me back later.

[NightWatcher]

2. Looks like trump has corn rows

And Raphael Cruz just looks like a ridiculous human beginning to morph into a turtle.

[Beringia]

3. You and the turd in your pocket. Backatcha.

[RT Atlanta]

4. small handed men of the world, unite!

While donnie's ever-present handler/overseer is in the background flirting with some old man - just like she was trained to do at russian spy camp.

[magicarpet]

5. Hey dude how you been ?....

T: You are looking good, did you lose some weight like I recently did ?

C: Yes, I have been jogging and lifting weights.

T: How is the wife, send her my love ?

C: Hey dude let's get down to business and skip all the niceties. Forget all the buy bull bullshit and the Jesus crap for a few seconds. Do you want to fire up the bong and snort down a few lines ? And then laugh about all the stupid people in AmeriKKKa who keep voting for us ?

T: Dude, you are the best.

[Miigwech]

6. Grease balls connect, thinking they are cool

[Leith]

7. Trump gives up handshakes, now arm wrestles everyone he meets

[abqtommy]

8. Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber

[fierywoman]

9. ... and now a stomach bump or two ...

[keithbvadu2]

10. Rafael should bring his wife to schmooze with Trump.

Rafael should bring his wife to schmooze with Trump.

[StarfishSaver]

11. Who's going to tell them they're giving each other the "Black Power" handshake?