Roses are red, Virginia is blue.....

[Quixote1818]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Roses are red<br>Virginia is blue <br>Impeachment is coming<br>You narcissistic, piece of shit, nazi loving, child-caging, orange son of a bitch <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@realDonaldTrump</a></p>— Liddle’ DC Debbie 👠👠 (@DCdebbie) <a href="

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[BootinUp]

1. ROFL.

[lastlib]

2. It didn't even rhyme and I love it!!

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[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. that's one of those bohemian rhythms, right?

[sprinkleeninow]

4. We frequented poetry readings back in the day. Beatnik like.

They'd read some lines followed by bongo drum beats. Yeah, man! I used to be hip.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. hey, bongos fit!

[crickets]

5. omg

[meadowlander]

6. Men and have basic human rights in America

And now women might too!

[LakeArenal]

7. Lots of poetic license.

Missing the “Nantucket” verse.

[sprinkleeninow]

9. Limerick! eom

[Aussie105]

10. Oh, do it properly!

Roses are red,
Virginia is blue.
You're Orange,
No place for you!

AND

Virginia is blue,
Kentucky is too,
Hello Mr Trump,
sucks to be you!

[rusty quoin]

11. That's a good one

[Peace06]

12. These are GREAT!

[sprinkleeninow]

14. It may be a new kinda haiku? 😄 eom

[Quixote1818]

16. The key to the humor in the OP poem is that it sounds human

Starts off like the cute old poem and then goes completely off the rails in a humorous way because that is where we all are at right now. So yes, very proper for this insane time period when we are all completely flabbergasted and pissed off that fuck face is in charge! It speaks the truth. LOL

[sprinkleeninow]

15. Roses are red, Virginia is Blue,

dumpy's unsavory,
and he hasn't a clue.