Oh my Mr. President,

[Heartstrings]

I hope you feel better from your heart issues, please have a good breakfast with many eggs, bacon, gravy and biscuits with plenty of butter! Eat fast, don’t want it to go cold!

[Rorey]

1. He probably has sausage mcmuffins

And hashbrowns from McDonald's.

There's going to come a day when all of his quirkiness is divulged by a "trusted" staffer who wants to make a quick buck. Of course he'll probably have suffered "the big one" by then. (Rest in hell, Conald.)

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Grossly overweight, in very poor shape, can't even walk into a room w/o help almost. He ...

sniffs around like a cornered rat (besides looking like a rat), and sometimes I catch myself looking for that white powder residue on his upper lip/nose. I haven't seen any residue yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do a 'nose' check prior to rump going on TV or into a press conference.

It's a matter of time...so much incompetence in dealing w/ his body over the years, that no matter what the docs say, it's probably too late to effectively deal w/ any major health issues (IMHO).

[IggleDuer]

3. Maybe it wasn't a heart issue ...

.... how ‘bout a penile discharge.

[LakeArenal]

4. Then a nice nap.