The real reason Trump went to Walter Reed

[jmowreader]

After Governor Edwards beat Trumpist Eddie Rispone in the Louisiana governor’s race, our ersatz president reached for his phone and composed a scathing tweet accusing Rispone of being a Never Trumper, a Hillary Voter and a Closeted Democrat. According to the tweet, Rispone was responsible for Louisiana’s poor standing in the world, the Deepwater Horizon blow-out, and the bedbugs at Trump Doral.

Before Trump got a chance to press the Send button, his phone realized what Trump was about to do and detonated with the force of an 81mm mortar round. A large chunk of his phone struck Trump in the head with great force.

Trump’s minions immediately rushed him to Walter Reed to ensure the accident caused no lasting damage. They were relieved when the doctors informed them there was nothing in his head to damage.

Unfortunately, Trump hasn’t yet been placed on the “do not sell a phone to this man” list, so the damage will continue...just to the rest of us.

[OneBlueDotBama]

1. many people are saying....

that Stephen Miller refused to do any more weekly enemas, send him to Walter Reed, they're pros...

[John Fante]

3. How does one give an enema to a piece of shit?

[jmowreader]

6. Very simple

Take him to an RV tank dump station and stick a garden hose up his ass.

[mitch96]

2. "The real reason"

VD?.............
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[FM123]

4. or maybe veep is pissed that trumpy keeps trying to point at him

and "insisted" he go to Walter Reed so he could 25 him next week.

(OK that sounds crazy, I know, but I just had yet another Dr. Pepper and between the sugar and caffeine I am bouncing off walls)

[smb]

5. The Bright Side

A large chunk of his phone struck Trump in the head with great force.

Good thing it didn't hit any vital organs.

[Karadeniz]

7. That hypothetical tweet sounds uncomfortably feasible!