In the past, people would be worried

[torius]

if POTUS had a health scare.

Now, we’re worried it wasn’t severe enough!

[brewens]

1. It's being reported that he accidentally swallowed a gagball. n/t

[jberryhill]

2. He has tragically survived

[2naSalit]

5. LOL!

To our great misfortune.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. I heard it was a hairball

It was shaped exactly like Vladimir Putin.

[BigmanPigman]

4. Our "thoughts and prayers"

are for the worst to happen to him (which is also the best to happen for the country's sake). It is almost patriotic to hope he has something so bad that he becomes an ex-POTUS, ASAP!

[struggle4progress]

6. I just want him to go back home to New York so he can spend his retirement years

surrounded by all the love people there feel for him

[blueinredohio]

7. Amen