Today's Impeachment Haiku

[berni_mccoy]

Eric Swalwell Reads
News Implicating Nunes
In This Scandal. Boom.




Nunes Fact Witness?
Damn. That's Fucking Huge. Nunes
Shows Frowns, Then Walks Out


Please feel free to add more.

[dweller]

1. drop Is in 2nd Haiku

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[berni_mccoy]

3. Good catch, thanks!

[dweller]

6. put the A back !

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[berni_mccoy]

9. LOL, I count 5...

You're talking about "Nunes Fact Witness?"

2 1 2

correct?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. OK.

Devin Nunes milks
Conspiracies and stories.
His moos mean nothing.

Gym Jordan's jacket
Does not want him to wear it;
His jock hides also.

[berni_mccoy]

4. lol Brilliant!

[MontanaMama]

5. Here's my unsophisticated poem...

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Devin Nunes is a jerk
Gymbo adds his nasty twerk
Castor didn't earn his keep
Elise Stefanik is a creep.
Fuck these people.

[MFGsunny]

7. Good one. Did you really mean Castro from TX or Castor the repukes' lawyer? n/t

[MontanaMama]

11. OMG!!

Damn autocorrect on my phone...thank you. Edited.

[MLAA]

8. Beautiful!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. There once was a bovine named Devin

Whose lies were turned up to eleven.
He bellowed and mooed
All nasty and rude
And the GOPers were in seventh heaven.

[MontanaMama]

12. Well done!!!

[panader0]

13. Good one