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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what some observers called his most sarcastic opening statement of the impeachment inquiry, Representative Devin Nunes, on Thursday, accused witnesses of trying to mislead the American people with facts.
From the beginning of these proceedings, the Democrats witnesses have offered facts, more facts, and nothing but facts, Nunes said. I, for one, have had enough of their factual games.
Ramping up his attack, he accused the civil servants who have testified of having an almost cult-like worship of verifiable information.
Step right up, these witnesses seem to be saying, Nunes added. The fact circus is in town.
Nunes, however, warned his Democratic colleagues that the American people wont be fooled by your relentless account of things that actually happened.
When the American people see the Democrats building this massive, sky-high tower of facts, they have to ask themselves: Is that all youve got? he said.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/devin-nunes-accuses-witnesses-of-misleading-american-people-with-facts
Lock him up.
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Rhiannon12866
(206,006 posts)duforsure
(11,885 posts)And now we find out he has ties to people just indicted . Nunes working for putin now promoting disinformation with trump and the GOP, Looks like another russian asset to me. He should be called before the House , and the trial in the Senate .
Rhiannon12866
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(206,006 posts)https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212721496
YOHABLO
(7,358 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,006 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)Thanks, Rhiannon. Love it.
Rhiannon12866
(206,006 posts)Though the current administration sure gives him plenty to work with!
malaise
(269,157 posts)The entire ReTHUG party is tied to Rudy's goons
Rhiannon12866
(206,006 posts)And how many just followed along!
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)with a Giuliani associate willing to testify about secret meetings Nunes had with the corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor to plot framing Biden. The Senate Intelligence Committee's ranking member!
How's THAT for Borowitz material? Can't make this stuff up.
Rhiannon12866
(206,006 posts)Considering all we already knew! The inmates truly are running the asylum - so Borowitz doesn't have to reach very far!
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)that threatens to uncover them by attempting to frame the movie's hero, and then a heroine.