Donald Trump Should Go at Once to the Embassy in Baghdad and

[MineralMan]

Face Down the Attackers Personally!

Really. Go, Donwald.

[Mister Ed]

1. And he's just the man to do it!

Remember how he told us how he would have dashed unarmed into Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School to face down the gunman and end the massacre of the students there?

It's a shame he wasn't on hand to demonstrate his courage and valor on that terrible day. But now's his chance!

[Cartoonist]

2. Captain Courage

"I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon"

[guillaumeb]

3. What he meant was:

"I'd run from there even if I did have a weapon"

[3catwoman3]

5. I'd like to see him...

..try to run. He would keel over after a few steps.

[guillaumeb]

6. I fail to see a downside to that.

Best if he were to fall on his entire family.

[3catwoman3]

7. There is no downside to him...

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...keeling over, other than his drooling worshippers making him into a martyr.

[Squidly]

8. Well, we would get a president Pence...

Which in some ways is even scarier than the orange overlord...

[3catwoman3]

10. True enough. I was focusing on the fact that I would shed...

...no tears if I were reading Trump’s obituary.

[CottonBear]

16. Here's MF45 fat ass falling down playing volleyball:

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https://m.

This video is from years ago. There’s no way he can run. He has to sit down or ride in a golf cart when in public. When he has to stand at a lectern, he holds on to keep himself upright.

[3catwoman3]

19. If possible, his hair was even more unattractive...

...then. How he thinks that looks good is a mystery to me. It’s worse than a mullet, and that’s hard to do.

I would pay good money to watch him being given a prison buzz cut.

[CottonBear]

22. I agree. It's like a combover, hair sprayed mullet. Horrific!

I’d pay to watch a prison buzz cut too.

[smirkymonkey]

20. I wonder how old he was there.

He's always been a disgusting pig. Ugh!

[CottonBear]

23. Jon Stewart featured the video in 1999, but it's probably older than 1999.

In the spirit of the Summer Games, old footage of GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, in jeans and a polo shirt, trying his hand at beach volleyball has resurfaced online.

Someone even added “Playing With The Boys” by Kenny Loggins ― the song used for the beach volleyball scene in “Top Gun.”

It’s not clear when or where the video was filmed but it once served as the “Moment of Zen” on “The Daily Show” all the way back in 1999, when Trump was toying with the idea of entering the 2000 presidential campaign.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57aa9b7ee4b0ba7ed23e283c

[smirkymonkey]

24. Thanks. Can you imagine if he had become president back then?

He would have served his term and be out of office by now. I don't think he would have had the appeal or support he has now. There is something very wrong with those who comprise his base today. It almost seems like he is a manifestation of the hateful, right-wing momentum that has been growing in this country. Like they almost conjured him up.

[CottonBear]

25. I can't believe he's president now. It's like the Idiocracy movie for real.

[3catwoman3]

4. That was one of the biggest loads of...

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... bullshit I had ever heard. At the time. That claim has had some competition since then.

[keithbvadu2]

21. Trump says he would have rushed in

Trump says he would have rushed in

[Captain Stern]

9. That is probably happening while I am typing this.

trump is famous for facing down his foes.

i'm sure he will be shorty announcing the firing of everyone that is even near the embassy with a tweet.

[Poiuyt]

11. Well, I know I'd feel much safer if trump went to Baghdad and engaged the enemy face to face

[JohnnyRingo]

12. Or open a new resort.

The Asbestos Inn with a huuuge wall.

[bucolic_frolic]

13. Yeah, he said he would do that one time

run into one of the mass shootings, I think, and stop it on the spot. Some call it mentality, I call it mental.

[Iggo]

14. That's what he said he would do, right?

That’s how he says he is, ain’t it?

[rurallib]

15. Bone spurs and all, he can face them down

it didn't stop him from winning Viet Nam

for the humor impaired

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

17. He's going to take credit for the success the military has.

If they aren't able to repel the invaders (highly unlikely), he will complain that their leaders are "weak" and "worthless," not realizing that he is the Supreme Leader in the military hierarchy.

[spanone]

18. His bone spurs are acting up again....