Pro Tip: If Your Hair Is on Fire,

[MineralMan]

Turn your shower on, full-strength, and stick your head under the spray.

Once the fire is out, change your clothes, because the ones you were wearing will be soaked.

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[sarge43]

1. If you must clutch pearls, buy a cheap necklace. n/t

[MineralMan]

3. Small freshwater pearl necklaces are usually very affordable.

I recommend those.

[PJMcK]

2. Where's my fainting couch?! (n/t)

[MineralMan]

5. Where indeed?

[magicarpet]

4. Take an umbrella into the shower with you, that way your clothes will not get soaked.

The hair fire will go out by itself eventually, and the umbrella will keep you nice and dry.