If You're Guilty And You Know It,

[G_j]

If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war.

If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war.

If you’re guilty and you know it, and impeachments going to show it,

If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war.

[mr_lebowski]

1. Yup ... Also, if you're writing a second verse, thinkin' the lines should end with 'wag the dog' ...

Here, I'll contribute

when they got ya by the tail ya wag the dog
when they got ya by the tail ya wag the dog
when Pelosi's gonna nail ya, and your lies are gonna fail ya
when they got ya by the tail ya wag the dog

[Backseat Driver]

2. Or maybe...

If you're vengeful and you know it, wag the dog.
If you're vengeful and you know it, wag the dog.
If you're vengeful and you know, Intelligence might surely show it.
If you're vengeful and you know it, wag the dog.


To a different tune w/clapping:

"It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
Pelosi's near, but I have to play (golf)
Moon is cheese, let's move on to Mars
Using Space Force bucks to pay off those whores."

RESIST bridge...

(Because I'm angry)
Clap along cuz McConnell's mugged her purse;
(Because I'm angry)
Clap along if you think war-time drumbeats are a curse.
(Because I'm angry)
Clap along if you think that "witch hunts" are the truth
(Because I'm angry)
Clap along if you think distraction's what you gotta do.

"Here's the bad news, impeachment is a fact.
Got protective friends and we're holding back.
And I should warn voters, suppression is a breeze
Dems can try to make me leave, but should instead take an Aleve."

RESIST bridge...

(Because I'm angry)
Clap along if you feel that caged kids are not a spoof.
(Because I'm angry)
Clap along if you like housin' folks without a roof.
(Because I'm angry)
Clap along if you know that angriness really is bad stuff.
(Because I'm angry)
Clap along if you know that $NAP cards hardly have enough.

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Great fun! Feel free to correct, improve, or add verses or maybe (OP applause?), LOL!