As Pompeo and Pence Float into the Sky in the Rapture,

[MineralMan]

Pompeo says, "Thank God Trump was left behind, eh?"
Pence says, "I knew that would happen."

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Thought the same after that Enterance.

Had to change the channel. BTW,did Mother make a Grand Appearance?

[MineralMan]

2. Mother gets left behind, too.

The Rapture is for men.

[Wellstone ruled]

5. So sorry,forgot that was

a prerequisite,we Agnostics are not tuned into that Message Board.

[MineralMan]

6. Well, see, the Rapture is a lot like an orgasm.

Men go first and women get left behind.

[Wellstone ruled]

8. Nasty but true.

[atreides1]

3. I don't see it

I see both of them taking the express elevator, down...

[MineralMan]

4. Hmm...who is to say where you go when you float into the sky?

Maybe it's all a joke?

[Cracklin Charlie]

7. Dog...I hope their clothes get raptured with them!

The inevitable cell phone video from an unclothed rapture could be brutal to watch!

[GemDigger]

9. I think the whole lot of them will be surprised and horrified that

ALL of them will be left behind. Does that mean we will be stuck with them again?

[MineralMan]

10. Well, the Rapture is a figment of some people's imagination, so...

Best Rapture scene I ever saw was in the show "Six Feet Under," as part of the opening sequence. A truck had to hit its brakes hard, and a bunch of sex dolls got loose in it and floated up into the sky, apparently inflated with helium, I guess. Anyhow, a woman driving nearby died when she was staring at the "Rapture." She got out of her car and got hit by a truck.. Watch:

[GemDigger]

11. Hehehe haha Oh my!! I have to search this movie out. What a hoot.