Jared's on the cover of Time - I get a big "creepy-Victorian-post-mortem-portrait" vibe from it...

[Dennis Donovan]

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Annie Karni ✔ @anniekarni

Jared is on the cover of Time



8:46 AM - Jan 16, 2020

Photoshoppers are already at it:

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[lark]

1. Terrible bandaid.

Bad creepy ineffective pretend tool.

[Maeve]

2. Just draw a coffin around him--it would look natural then!

[hatrack]

11. Slackula

.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

3. Looks like he's in a police line up

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. The bad tailoring continues. NT

[Dennis Donovan]

5. That suit makes him look a bit "hippy"

...as in "pelvis wider than shoulders" hippy.

[marble falls]

7. My first thought. A suit that fits would help a lot. Don't these people ever look in a full ...

length mirror?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. Perhaps their images don't appear in mirrors. NT

[marble falls]

17. Just a phantom suit. Like it.

[backtoblue]

6. As I scrolled the pics...

My face contorted into a stink eye.

Then all of the sudden...a photo of his annual exam pops up....eye bleach!

[Me.]

8. ICK

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. If he ever qualifies for Mme. Tussaud's museum,

the replica will be a cinch.

But won't Daddy-in-law be annoyed that Jared is on the cover of Time?

[Johonny]

12. We are Borg

[C_U_L8R]

13. Arbus captured him better

[Javaman]

14. he is a robot after all. nt

[Polly Hennessey]

15. The Omen all grown up.

[packman]

16. Looking at that photo reminded me of my first suit

Everything was wrong with it.