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brewens

(13,592 posts)
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 11:48 AM Jan 2020

I gotta say I'm impressed with the Parnas combover. Previous pics didn't do it justice.

Now there's a guy that does not give a shit! Almost rivals Stephen Miller's spray-on hair. But those guys compete in the amatuer class. No one beats the king of combovers Trump.

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I gotta say I'm impressed with the Parnas combover. Previous pics didn't do it justice. (Original Post) brewens Jan 2020 OP
In a world where we daily have to look at IMPotus's bizarre combover-do, there is no Pachamama Jan 2020 #1
I still can't figure out why, in this day and age, any bald guy would choose a crashingly ugly Aristus Jan 2020 #2
You're just plain sexy CatWoman Jan 2020 #7
Awww... Aristus Jan 2020 #8
I was given this as a gift. Stinky The Clown Jan 2020 #12
God gave some men perfect heads... First Speaker Jan 2020 #16
The Lord is just, the Lord is fair. He gave some brains, Poiuyt Jan 2020 #17
Someone on Twitter brought up a small detail about his combover dewsgirl Jan 2020 #3
It doesn't seem to bother his wife, Svetlana, so I really can't clown bullwinkle428 Jan 2020 #4
As a thought LiberalFighter Jan 2020 #6
Wow. Didn't realize he was married to Naomi Watts. Midnight Writer Jan 2020 #14
I kinda like it... Mike Nelson Jan 2020 #5
I think there is some sort of adhesive in use. nt Laffy Kat Jan 2020 #9
A picture would have been ... GeorgeGist Jan 2020 #10
He doesn't have a combover. He is balding. maxsolomon Jan 2020 #11
Lol, these combover guys should just shave it all! MoonRiver Jan 2020 #13
Trump's combover is an engineering marvel Brother Buzz Jan 2020 #15
Aren't there any good barbers in Russia? Poiuyt Jan 2020 #18

Pachamama

(16,887 posts)
1. In a world where we daily have to look at IMPotus's bizarre combover-do, there is no
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 11:50 AM
Jan 2020

...interest in anyone else’s versions in comparison ...

Aristus

(66,381 posts)
2. I still can't figure out why, in this day and age, any bald guy would choose a crashingly ugly
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 11:51 AM
Jan 2020

combover instead of balding naturally.

I'm bald, and I've been lucky enough to have women in my life who think baldness is sexy. But even if it weren't, it still looks better than the nightmarishly engineered travesties some guys inexplicably choose to fashion on their heads.

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)
3. Someone on Twitter brought up a small detail about his combover
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 11:54 AM
Jan 2020

I found interesting. Back in 2016 you could see his left ear, now the combover hides the top of his earlobe, he is also careful to hide it, by favoring his right profile.

bullwinkle428

(20,629 posts)
4. It doesn't seem to bother his wife, Svetlana, so I really can't clown
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 11:57 AM
Jan 2020

on him too much! (And yes, that IS her real name...I Googled it.)

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LiberalFighter

(50,943 posts)
6. As a thought
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 12:00 PM
Jan 2020

Most women are shorter than their mates. So they generally would not see the top of their head. Just the face as a whole.

Mike Nelson

(9,959 posts)
5. I kinda like it...
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 11:59 AM
Jan 2020

... it doesn't pretend to be something it's not. The amount of hair is obviously low. He wears it well.

maxsolomon

(33,345 posts)
11. He doesn't have a combover. He is balding.
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 01:34 PM
Jan 2020

He styles what he has with a bit too much product, sure, but it's not trying to hide anything.

Brother Buzz

(36,444 posts)
15. Trump's combover is an engineering marvel
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 05:31 PM
Jan 2020



What's the difference between an astronaut and Donald Trump's combover?
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One defies the law of gravity, the other's a spaceman

Poiuyt

(18,125 posts)
18. Aren't there any good barbers in Russia?
Thu Jan 16, 2020, 05:46 PM
Jan 2020

All the men look like they're right out of the Gulag Archipelago.

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