Amazon suggests how to write an E-mail to them

[packman]

[marble falls]

1. Amazon is full of itself.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. This seems awfully familiar.

(An attribution would be in order here, Amazon.)

[nilram]

3. It's from "Make Your Words Work" by Gary Provost

And he should sue the pants off them for using his work without attribution.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. +1

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. He's kind of dead now but still it's ironic to quote a famous writing instructor w/o attribution.

[nilram]

7. Especially for a company that started as a bookstore.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. +1

[BuffaloJackalope]

6. Because it goes through an AI filter & automated response program before a human ever sees it.

[nilram]

8. You don't want that AI to be bored, now, do you?

[rsdsharp]

10. How compelling is it to say

Hey Amazon

The widget I bought from you arrived broken. Replace it or refund my money.