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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRUDE PUNDIT: If You Defend Trump, You're Not Just Defending a Criminal. You're Enabling an Idiot.
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if you're a Trump defender, whether one of his scum voters or a craven congressional worm, you're obviously comfortable with having a fucking criminal lead you because it makes you feel big and important. You're a failure of a human being, but fuck it. You gave up giving a shit when it turned out the Negro president was actually good at his job so you had to ignore reality and disappear into the Fox "news" matrix to survive. Now you're just a vessel getting pumped with a fantasy that comforts you and bears no relationship to the actual world.
And that means ignoring the blatant, pathetic, obvious truth that Donald Trump is not just a fucking criminal. He's a fucking dolt. He proves that every single time he opens that reverse garbage disposal of a mouth. Your mighty president really said this last night at his Rally of the Narrow-Eyed Dumbfucks in Milwaukee:
"I'm also approving new dishwashers that give you more water, so you can actually wash and rinse your dishes without having to do it. Ten times, four: five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Anybody have a new dishwasher? Im sorry for that. Im sorry for that. Its worthless! They give you so little water. You ever see it? Air comes out, so little water. So what happens? You end up using it 10 times, and the plates, then you take them out and do them the old-fashioned way, right? But what do you do? Youre spending 10 times for the electricity, right? So Im putting the water back. Most places have so much water they dont know what the hell to do with it. A lot of people dont realize that. So dishwashers, now, youre going to have just as much as youve ever had, and youre going to use now one shot, your dishes are going to be beautiful."
Let's pause here for two things. First, new dishwashers are fucking amazing and anyone who doesn't know that is so out of touch it's ridiculous. Yeah, it takes a little longer. Fuck you if that's a problem. Have a drink and chill. If you're complaining about dishwashers, you're sucking Koch brother cock because, of course, those oil-filthy sons of bitches don't want anything that's energy efficient.
And, second, listen to the crowd actually cheer for this bulbous dickhead as he rants about dishwashers and toilets. He's blatantly lying and exaggerating, but the coprophagic yahoos gobble this shit like it's falling from crucified Christ's dead asshole. That's the point, right? To make sure that everyone goes along with his stupid. To reveal just how decadently dumb the country is.
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The Rude Rest:
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2020/01/reminder-if-you-defend-trump-youre-not.html
The Wielding Truth
(11,415 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)performing for idiots and thieves, and we are all locked in the circus tent.
Ohiogal
(32,006 posts)is 100% true
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)ever load a dishwasher. These are assumptions, of course, but likely safe ones.
I love the Rude Pundit.
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)Self checkout of course!
Show us your "best mind"!
world wide wally
(21,744 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)expel their monthly colonic buildup of fried food and other junk.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Next time he shows up at Walter Reed or other medical facility, perhaps they will have a padded room and restraints available.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)MFGsunny
(2,356 posts)Perfect Pundit.
Perfectly Rude.
ChubbyStar
(3,191 posts)These people aren't just hypocrites, greedy, and LIARS, they are contemptible cowards. Craven is perfect!
IronLionZion
(45,452 posts)they must have dishwashers and toilets at home and notice that they don't have to run it multiple times. It's all BS, but they don't even question it. They just know that liberal Muslim immigrants have ruined their lives.
Trumpster deplorables are the types who kept telling me I was stealing jobs away from Americans (born/raised US citizen) but they wouldn't even apply for the jobs I did during the worst of the recession.
Traildogbob
(8,752 posts)Trump is fucking up White House plumbing trying to Flush fried chicken/burger/cake filled adult diapers down the ecological friendly People's House toilets. GOP took Down Carters solar panels, maybe they will remove water efficient toilets with gaping, massively deep holes under an out house to accommodate his diapers. Out house holes deep as trump towers are high.
SKKY
(11,811 posts)There, I fixed it.
DinahMoeHum
(21,794 posts)FYG