#MidnightMitch, you fucked up the clock. You're working on #MoscowMitch time.

[TheBlackAdder]

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1AM Eastern is 9AM in Moscow.

Reporter Carl Bernstein shut Rick Santorum's ridiculous distractions off and gave Mitch McConnell a new handle all at the same time on Monday night.

In the panel discussion on CNN, Rick Santorum was doing his best to take the show off the rails with a distraction about whether Nancy Pelosi should have sent the articles over sooner, blah blah blah.

Carl Bernstein cut that right off.

"Let's look at the big picture. This is most important moment for the Republican Party since the censure of Joe McCarthy and the impeachment of Richard Nixon in which Republicans became great heroes and patriots," he said.

"Now we're looking at Midnight Mitch and the so-called world's greatest deliberative body really embracing a cover-up there for all to see," he continued. "That's what this is about -- preventing information from becoming known and seen by the American public."

https://crooksandliars.com/2020/01/carl-bernstein-midnight-mitch-embracing

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1. Oooh, too complicated!

"That's what this is about -- preventing information from becoming known and seen by the American public."

This simple declarative sentence will elicit from the popular media the same look you get from a dog watching a card trick.