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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsKellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden
WASHINGTONPraising the civil rights leader for his determination and commitment to justice, Kellyanne Conway, senior counselor to the president, suggested to reporters Monday that Martin Luther King Jr. would have traveled to Ukraine for dirt on Joe Biden.
Dr. Martin Luther King, who was known for his nonviolent tactics, including protests and community organizing, would certainly have traveled abroad to pressure foreign nations to expose a political enemys secrets, said Conway, who explained that if King were alive today, he would without a doubt hop on a flight to Kiev to meet with Ukrainian government officials to acquire potentially damaging information about Bidens younger son, Hunter.
While much of the United States remains divided, Dr. King had a brave and bold vision hinged on withholding aid from Ukraine for personal political purposes. He understood that civil disobedience is essential in fighting a corrupt system, so he wasnt afraid to spend the night in jail or do a little quid pro quo. In fact, some of his most famous tweets were written from jail.
Conway added that it was a shame such a great civil rights leader had been impeached so young.
https://politics.theonion.com/kellyanne-conway-suggests-martin-luther-king-jr-would-1841137797
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Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden (Original Post)
Zorro
Jan 2020
OP
Almost 4 out of 10 Americans practically worship her and would kick MLK brains in if they could.
Eliot Rosewater
Jan 2020
#3
LOOK AT ALL THOSE WRINKLES. Gees, she has bad skin. Huge pores. Clean your face Witch!!!
trueblue2007
Jan 2020
#8
Good satire is only effective when it's believable. That's how poorly Conway is now perceived.
TheBlackAdder
Jan 2020
#11
Me.
(35,454 posts)1. Talk About Shame
Eliot Rosewater
(31,121 posts)3. Almost 4 out of 10 Americans practically worship her and would kick MLK brains in if they could.
We have to deal with that fact
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)2. She looks worse every time I have seen her lately.
TheBlackAdder
(28,211 posts)7. Fauxtox exclusively for Faux News viewers.
trueblue2007
(17,238 posts)8. LOOK AT ALL THOSE WRINKLES. Gees, she has bad skin. Huge pores. Clean your face Witch!!!
just keep slapping on the Spackle!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)12. There was a thread yesterday, there was a video and
her photo was even worse.
Miigwech
(3,741 posts)4. Crazy Train, get on board!
Foolacious
(497 posts)5. I read halfway through this before I realized it was satire.
I put literally nothing beyond her and her ilk.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)6. Welcome to the new reality
where we have to hesitate at The Onion's crazy satire and ponder whether what they have written is actually true.
TheBlackAdder
(28,211 posts)11. Good satire is only effective when it's believable. That's how poorly Conway is now perceived.
Response to Zorro (Original post)
cynatnite This message was self-deleted by its author.
coti
(4,612 posts)10. Even this satire is overly generous- the idea wasn't to expose, it was to MANUFACTURE. nt
Doreen
(11,686 posts)13. It is amazing how the living think they can
speak for the dead. It is more amazing that she never knew him or would have agreed with him on anything.
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)14. Jesus H Christ...I thought this was for real...
...until I checked out the comments. I give up. We have transcended satire...
Response to Zorro (Original post)
moondust This message was self-deleted by its author.
Baitball Blogger
(46,757 posts)16. That's what happens when the devil eats your soul.
No common sense filters. Just pure evil.
Gothmog
(145,554 posts)17. I love the Onion
MerryBlooms
(11,771 posts)18. She's such a heinous creature, this is totally believable.
Well done, onion.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,192 posts)19. Ah you beat me to it
The Onion is great.