Remember Jacob Wohl? He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Please don't alert on this. It's Jacob Wohl's idiocy that's the subject here.

It's all over. Schiff is going down.

Or not.

David Wohl Retweeted

We’ve secured the photos.

Link to tweet

[dewsgirl]

1. There aren't enough emojis in the world, for this nonsense.🙄

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. How is it that these two assholes are not in jail?

How many smear campaigns have they attempted?

[2naSalit]

21. I keep asking this too. ...nt

[MontanaMama]

3. JFC.

This little puke really needs to be taught a lesson.

[Sophia_Of_PlanetX]

4. "If you look closely, these four pixels are Adam Schiff naked!"

You can trust us. It's not like we'd lie!

[Leghorn21]

5. I like dis reply:

“You are in a low sunken place”

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Please, PLEASE let them do another "heavily attended" press conference from his moms driveway.

Fuck me, but this guy is a nitwit.

But you have to give him credit; He knows how to keep people talking about him. I suspect he will continue to do stupid shit like this until he does it to the wrong person, and then we will never hear from him again.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. Fake news! The press conferences are in front of Jack Burkman's townhouse, in Arlington, Virginia.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Well, that's all I traffic in, anyway!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. No donuts or pizza for you. NT

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. You're trying to ruin my day, aren't you?

You shall not succeed, as I have secured my stash of donut pizza already.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

16. Political fraudsters Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman hold a press conference accusing Elizabeth Warren

From this thread, at DU on Thursday, October 3, 2019:

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman's press conference: Will Sommer is on it.

Political fraudsters Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman hold a press conference accusing Elizabeth Warren of infidelity.

Link to tweet

[CurtEastPoint]

17. Ah! THE Jack Burkman? I think he and little Jacob might be...

Jack Burkman is an American lobbyist and conspiracy theorist. Burkman drew significant media attention in 2014 for organizing a protest against the Dallas Cowboys of the NFL after the team signed Michael Sam, an openly gay football player, to its practice squad. Wikipedia

[dewsgirl]

26. I watched the one about Elizabeth Warren's wild escapades🙄

I think Molly Jong Fast was there filming.

[dawg day]

31. Remember the lawyer with his fly open?

And isn't there a law against extortion?

[nolabear]

7. Oh yeah. Schiff's totally a drug den kinda guy.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. Is it just me, or is "salacious photos of Adam Schiff" not that enticing as click bait? NT

[Piasladic]

40. I don't know

I think he's kinda hot, but I'd only really enjoy them if Schiff made them public himself...or PMed me...

[leftieNanner]

9. This guy is a poor quality

James O'Keefe.

Geez!

[jmowreader]

37. Since James O'Keefe is himself low quality...

...this guy must be below the mud at the bottom of the swamp.

[Mike 03]

13. "at high noon." How dramatic.

I don't understand why these guys weren't arrested for paying a woman to say she was assaulted by Robert Mueller. How is that legal?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

14. Previously at DU:

Wednesday, October 16, 2019:

Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl to hold press conference with Pelosi and Schiff's former drug dealer

Thursday, October 3, 2019:

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman's press conference: Will Sommer is on it.

Once Jacob gets this taken care of, he'll be clear to enlist.

[Mike 03]

18. Remember the Robert Mueller "press conference" where Jack Burkman's fly

was gaping open through the entire event?

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/fly-unzipped-jack-burkman-and-jacob-wohl-make-laughable-smear-claims-against-mueller/

Fly Unzipped, Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl Make Laughable Smear Claims Against Mueller

[Skidmore]

19. They still need a few days to Photoshop

pictures.

[struggle4progress]

20. A documentary: Wohl relaxing with friends!

[2naSalit]

22. The guys whose

moms shoulda checked on them, before they went on video, to make sure they zipped their pants?

[DBoon]

23. What is it this time?

A hot affair with Elizabeth Warren?

[Pacifist Patriot]

24. How is this kid not languishing in a jail cell somewhere?

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

25. Yet again, we go live to Jacob Wohl's latest press conference:

&t=60s

[Initech]

27. Ah, the world's dumbest intelligence agency strikes again!

Can we please stop paying attention to these trolls please?

[sarcasmo]

28. Jacob's sentencing day is the 28th.

[muriel_volestrangler]

30. Seriously? Or are you saying it *ought* to the the 28th?

I can't find anything saying the arrest warrant has been carried out.

[Beaverhausen]

29. the comments under Jack Burkman's tweet are downright scary

there are some insane people out there who believe the craziest shit.

I'm worried for Congressman Schiff's safety.

[Control-Z]

32. Is his fly open? eom

[flotsam]

33. Yes

to all humans and most other species...

[Beaverhausen]

34. Kicking- today's the day. He still claims they have photos

[irisblue]

35. Jacob Wohl Promised To Enlist If Trump Attacked Iran

https://crooksandliars.com/2020/01/tick-tock-jacob-wohl-promised-enslist-if

More at article

snip--"
Jacob Wohl should be signing up to serve in the United States Military, if his promise to the Daily Beast back in June 2019 is true. Here is what the conservative "hipster coffee shop" aficionado and Twitter-reject told Right Richter over an Instagram message:

“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days."
He said that he would probably join the Army, and would consider the United States to be at war if (a) Congress authorized the war or (b) if Trump used a previous military authorization to attack. Well, guess what, Jacob? Trump used Option B.

Wohl has a history of making big promises and failing in a big way, so it is totally expected that he will find some excuse to weasel out of this."


I am waiting Jacob.


Thx mahatmakanejeevees, forgot about this putz.

[jmowreader]

38. I cannot imagine Jacob Wohl graduating basic training

Drill sergeants have “ways” to get rid of assholes like this, and those “ways” include the Final PT test. All the DS has to do is to claim half his pushups weren’t “correct” and not count them. Final PT test failure is grounds for discharge.

[Bettie]

36. Wow, is this his first day off of being grounded?

Mom will be mad!

[irisblue]

39. So? Burkman & Wohl?