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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Fri Feb 7, 2020, 09:39 AM Feb 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, II. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, I hate to contradict Jesus because he's, like, one of my main people and everything, but this 'Love your enemies' stuff is kind of easy to say if you didn't have to deal with the evil, corrupt, horrible people I had to contend with."





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Above CAPTION based on this bozo's reaction to the Sermon on the Mount at The National Prayer Breakfast yesterday, 2.6.20, when he said "Arthur, I don't know if I agree with you," to Arthur Brooks who quoted Jesus in his introduction of Trump.
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Profiles in Perfidy, II. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Feb 2020 OP
"Hell, Jesus didn't have to hire lawyers!" nt Ilsa Feb 2020 #1
Well, we have that "whore thing" in common underpants Feb 2020 #2
As the Lord said to Moses in my illustrated Bible, thy are coming for your cows. Very nice cows. Johonny Feb 2020 #3

Johonny

(20,879 posts)
3. As the Lord said to Moses in my illustrated Bible, thy are coming for your cows. Very nice cows.
Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:09 AM
Feb 2020

Like Abraham, I've done nothing wrong. He attempted to kill his son, personally I'd have killed a daughter, well one daughter whose mother said thy amith on thy pill, but she wasn't, anyway just kidding, but not really, but as I was saying. The Democrats would have you believe that I attempted to bribe a foreign country into creating fake dirt on a political opponent that could not even get the cows that he plans to kill in a Satanic Epstein like orgy, which I've never attended, but heard were nice, but I did not get that dirt so much like Abraham my crime does not count. Doesn't count. And I didn't do it anyway so there. Much like Abraham didn't kill his son, so I'm told. Thus, now like God did to the people of Gomorrah, and let me tell you, I know that to sodomize a young woman is for some of the people in this room's favorite pass times, so I'm told, but some people say you haven't lived to you gomorrahized a woman. Not that you'd catch Lindsy Graham with a woman. Anyway, I will have my revenge. I'm talking to you, Mitt Romney, loser, and Adam Schiff, shifty, and you Nancy Pelosi, woman, and you ... other people. I don't remember all their names. But it doesn't matter. I remember there faces. And now I end this prayer by calling for national unity in smiting our enemies, the French, the German, and the Democratic party. God bless us all, and let's hope Frodo gets the ring to the mountain.

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