Medal Of Freedom Recipient Rush Limbaugh, ladies and gentlemen!

[Initech]

Link to tweet

Really? The guy who paints his face orange and spends most of his day rage tweeting is Mr. Man? What a bunch of assholes.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. I thought he croaked.

Not yet?

[Celerity]

10. he will soon be in need of Charon's obol

[lastlib]

16. I'm still rootin' for the cancer, in his case.............

"Lung Cancer Undergoes Treatment for Rush Limbaugh"

[GReedDiamond]

2. Rush can drop dead for all I care...

...fucking worthless asshole.

[rzemanfl]

3. I bet he wishes he could. n/t

[3catwoman3]

4. Mr. Man Donald Trump, who wants to...

...screw his daughter. Nothing creepy about that not at all.

[Initech]

5. And who cheated on every wife he's ever had?

[bullwinkle428]

6. Chump and Limpballs - 2 guys with absolutely phenomenal histories with women!

[Initech]

14. I'd rather take a gay guy who is faithful to his partner...

Than a straight, insecure, overweight douchebag who has a history of cheating on women.

[PA Democrat]

23. Seven marriages between them.

Is Rush still separated from wife number 4? She was reported to have been cheating on Rush.

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. Who'd you want in a foxhole?

Trump or Buttigieg?

No-brainer, unless you prefer cowardly traitors.

[jmowreader]

11. Since Trump won't even fit in a foxhole, and Buttigieg's been to war?

[Maru Kitteh]

12. Trump foxhole . .

Needs bigger fox.

[keithbvadu2]

8. Who kisses Rushbo when he visits his child prostitution resort areas with someone else's Viagra?

[Blue Owl]

9. Maybe Donnie could tell us about Gym Jordan's body again

I think Rush missed that last week...

[spanone]

13. He's a rancid piece of shit and I'm being kind.

[Initech]

15. Yup, and that rant only reminds us of why he's a rancid piece of shit.

[magicarpet]

17. Mango Mussolini uses two large cans of hair spray each day....

.... and looks to have had a boob augmentation job, his boobs are bigger than the silicone his wife marches around with ,... is that all considered hyper macho ?

Really ?

[Volaris]

18. It is to the rubes who voted for him. Remember...

Donald trump is a poor person's idea of a rich person.

Hes also an emasculated cucks idea of what a bull is (all props to TheFerrett!).

[Initech]

19. They really have a warped perspective of masculinity don't they?

Of course when you're fed straight up propaganda for 40 years with no one questioning your thought process, these things tend to happen!

[MountCleaners]

33. The RW definition of "masculinity" had to be changed

To reflect the fact that MAGAt men are lazy, unhealthy and generally expect someone else to put their life at risk for them.

I mean, I'm female and I could take on Rush in his prime in a foot race.

Sitting on your ass and bullying others apparently qualifies as "hypermasculine" these days.

[smirkymonkey]

24. Don't forget the fact that he slaps on more makeup every day than a drag queen.

He might as well be wearing a dress.

[Hotler]

30. Two cans of Aqua Net

We use that for our potato cannons.

[MFM008]

20. I hope limbaugh

Has that absentee ballot all filled out and ready to go..........

[DFW]

21. If anyone remembers "Puff The Magic Dragon" they can sing along with this

Over ten years old, but no less relevant--Rush The Big Fat Gas Bag

For that matter, I would be happy to see the Medal of Freedom awarded to "Barack, Jon and Rachel" singing this song.

[panader0]

22. Thanks for this--really good stuff.

[DFW]

25. Scary to think I did that over TEN years ago!! n/t

[DFW]

28. By the way--one embarrassing fact about that video

Right after I made it, I had the honor of meeting Peter Yarrow and telling him about it. I sent the soundtrack to him (the video wasn't done yet), and true to his sixties self, he considered it too harsh for his pacifist nature.

When thinking about all Limbaugh has said and done in the intervening years, I wonder if he would say the same thing. But in the end, it was his creation, and done in the spirit of another age, so I am hardly the one to try to convince him to change his mind.

[DinahMoeHum]

27. Here's another. . .

[DFW]

29. The danger with a number like that..........

Limbaugh might not realize that it was NOT meant as a compliment!

[DinahMoeHum]

31. Who gives a farting fuck what he thinks?

You kick a bully in the balls until he has nothing but hamburger where his balls once were.

[DFW]

34. I heard there was guy out in rural northern Idaho

About 50 miles from Sand Point, living in some cabin out in the woods. I'm pretty sure he said he cared what Limbaugh thinks.

But that was ten years ago, so he might have changed his mind in the meantime...............

[rurallib]

26. methinks Rushy has a crush on Mr. Man Donald

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

32. How immature that he can't handle two men kissing

Why do so many conservative men acted threatened by gay men? Seems like they are maybe repressed homosexuals or bisexuals. What's the threat if you are supposedly straight? You'd think they'd be glad to have less competition for the ladies.