Let's have some fun. What are the potential side effects of Jim Bakker's Corona Virus cure?

[Initech]

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[Arkansas Granny]

1. The side effects would depend on how much snake oil you drank to wash it down.

[42bambi]

2. Seems his potion works for everything, maybe if he drank it he would disappear!

[Initech]

7. *1920s announcer voice* It's Jim Bakker's miracle cure all!!

Only two easy installments of $29.99 and your potion will cure all that ails you!!

[The Genealogist]

3. Makes a great sauce for your end times meal bucket too!

Mmmmm...them's good eats!

[Initech]

8. $1600 for 90 meals? Damn!

That would buy several months, possibly an entire years' worth of food if you budget right!

[The Genealogist]

12. Insanity!

I wonder how many people who pony up the dough for this crap suffer due to their budget cutting elsewhere to pay for it? I really have no patience for grifters.

[Initech]

19. I'm sure there are people that do.

Jim Bakker has got busted pulling this con before. Maybe this will be what brings him down.

[Celerity]

37. Re-read. 1600 USD for 1080 meals. Twelve 90 meal buckets.NT

[Hermit-The-Prog]

21. "I put that shit on everything."

[customerserviceguy]

4. I still remember

a Jay Leno joke about him during the Jessica Hahn scandal. Jay commented that there were two 'K's in Bakker, if it were three 'K's, he'd be under the sheet instead of on top of it.

[rusty fender]

14. LOL!

[Initech]

17. Ouch!

[Nevilledog]

5. Increase of average IQ in the nation?

[EleanorR]

6. greater poverty for the seniors who fall for his garbage

[leftyladyfrommo]

9. Abd you want to shovel on the makeup. Nt

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. My hope is that it will reverse right-wing brainwashing.

Now that would be an elixir worth spreading the news about......

KY.......

[chowder66]

22. If they drink enough it will reverse it permanently. nt

[comradebillyboy]

11. Darwin would be proud. No better example of natural selection

at work. Jim Bakker is doing his best to cull the gene pool.

[Lars39]

13. New Blue Man Group applicants.

[ooky]

15. bankruptcy nt

[Drahthaardogs]

16. Well, a Doctor with an N.D promotes it

And I bet she got her degree from John Hapkins University

[Initech]

18. Or maybe Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

[Clash City Rocker]

29. Hi, everybody!

[Initech]

31. Maybe they use the neglected food pyramid.

[skip fox]

20. Warning! Taking Silver Solution may lead to

uncontrollable acts of idiocy, vocal incontinence, self-deception, malignant mendacities, pathological levels of self-loathing, and silver stools. If you notice any of these symptoms, shoot yourself immediately.

[nolabear]

23. Someone should lab test it. He's not going to risk turning people blue.

I’ve seen someone who imbibed colloidal silver. He was astoundingly blue. I don’t know at what level it happens but I cannot imagine that shyster taking a chance.

[Mariana]

24. You might turn blue.

[Initech]

33. I think George Costanza took the same medicine!

[VOX]

25. Jonestown II

Why go to the expense of travel to have the brutal tropical sun and heat bloat and darken your corpse? You can have it ALL right now! In the privacy of your own fortified Idaho lean-to!
Drink up!

[OneBlueDotBama]

26. Go on a ....

single blueman tour

[radical noodle]

27. You'll end up looking like Tammy Faye

Argh!

[Initech]

34. Or at the very least like Tobias Funke.

[DBoon]

28. silver conducts electricity very well

Your chances of being struck by lightening may increase

[dewsgirl]

30. Hmm...where have I seen this before? That's right, Forsythia

Jude Law's character was pushing it in the movie Contagion.

[JHB]

32. It gives you a stunning clothes-model physique

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[SWBTATTReg]

35. Potential side effects? You could maybe die? NT

[Disaffected]

36. Riiiight, always listen to a Naturopath:

Quack quack a quack quack, quack quack.

[Blue_true]

38. Someone mistakes you for a precious metal and tries to steal you. nt

[nuxvomica]

39. The doctor is named "Sellman"!

Sometimes it seems like we're living in a Restoration comedy.