Gee, Another RW Bullshitter: Papa John's Founder Admits: He Didn't Really Eat 40 Pizzas In 30 Days

[TheBlackAdder]

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Papa John’s founder and former CEO, John Schnatter, has revealed that he did not, in fact, consume 40 whole pizzas in 30 days.

During an appearance on the H3 Podcast this week, Schnatter argued that in the viral November interview during which he made the claim, he used an ambiguous verb to describe his pizza consumption and never actually said he ate 40 whole pizzas.

“Well, I didn’t say I’d eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days. I said I had 40 pizzas in 30 days,” he told co-hosts Ethan and Hila Klein.

Ethan Klein pushed back on the former pizza mogul’s reckless use of language: “Well hold on.... When I said I had a pizza, that means I ate it.”

“When I said I had a pizza, this means I’m inspecting,” Schnatter responded. “I’m not eating every pizza. I may be eating parts of pizzas.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/papa-john-40-pizzas-clarification_n_5e44b7d2c5b62b85f82e82fe

What fucking lame-ass excuse is that?

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1. tried one slice of papa john pizza once. have never tried it again. ugh nt

[TheBlackAdder]

3. They're a hackable to patch holes in your sheetrock. Just don't ask for it to be cut into slices. 👍

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2. I think pretty much everyone knew he was lying.

Making a silly excuse for it doesn't help. It just makes him look more ridiculous.

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4. "I lied, and it's your fault for not catching my verbal ambiguity trick"

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5. I "had" 40, in the sense that I gave birth to them

I "had" 40, but I misplaced 39 of them.

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6. With all of the onions in these pizzas, there would have been ample witnesses to his feat of ...

eating so many pizzas, if you get my drift...