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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a decision that Donald Trump called incredibly unfair, Judge Amy Berman Jackson has sentenced Roger Stone to ten years of house arrest in the home of Senator Susan Collins, of Maine.
As part of the sentence, Senator Collins will be required to live under the same roof as Stone, in Bangor, and insure that he is properly fed, clothed, and exercised until 2030. The sentence immediately drew howls of protest from Stone, who claimed that living with the ceaselessly waffling Collins would send me over the edge.
The Maine senator said that she was unsure whether becoming Stones jailer was a good idea, adding that she would need more time to think about it.
lark
(23,155 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)HELP I AM SO CONCERNED AF!
I can't say how I really feel.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)so little noodle spined Susie will be exposed to some pretty cagy behavior.
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TryLogic
(1,723 posts)CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)I try my best to insult and humiliate Repubs at every turn. We need equalizers because they think we're too soft.
I'm only removing it because you were offended and not the one I wanted to offend. Sorry.
mountain grammy
(26,648 posts)BarbD
(1,193 posts)Still chuckling over "Need more time to think about it."
TryLogic
(1,723 posts)IronLionZion
(45,528 posts)after 2 minutes and release him
Jade Fox
(10,030 posts)I hope Susan Collins is feeling the pain these days.
Under The Radar
(3,404 posts)Will be overturned by the Supreme Court