Breaking: Citing "witch hunt", Trump pardons Tom Marvolo Riddle

[JHB]

"Another victim of the Deep State. So unfair!" the president was quoted as saying.

Riddle's representatives, Giuliani Partners LLC, have scheduled a press release for his exit from Azkaban Maximum Security Prison on Thursday.

[Glorfindel]

1. I'm sure Mr Riddle has seen the error of his ways

and will devote the rest of his life to spiritual contemplation and the doing of good works.

[JHB]

3. Yes, doubtless contemplating...

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

[Norbert]

2. So does Madoff get pardoned tomorrow?

[SCantiGOP]

4. Benedict Arnold full pardon

He was a victim of the treason hoax by the deep soon-to-be state.

[DBoon]

5. Charles Manson next?

"Good people on both sides"