This will be a one term stolen Presidency

[malaise]

Take that to the bank - he has fucked himself royally which is hysterically funny for a wanna be holey moran emperor and a complete and total narcissist.
He couldn't even give himself a good fuck. It was always going to end with self destruction. The good news is he's ensuring that he finishes off mother's boy at the same time.
Bye bye you ignorant, uncouth, racist, unethical, corrupt, vulgar, venal, vile piece of shit.
Oh I'm just warming up!

[pandr32]

1. Well, that cheered me up!

[malaise]

4. What disturbs me is that M$Greedia refuses to just come out and say

that he doesn't have a fucking clue about anything. H e is playing president as if it's a TV reality show and damn he's even worse than his last reality TV shit.

[pandr32]

13. You've got that right

Some truth would sure be music to the ears (for Dems).

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

2. Allow me please...

Get thee to the greatest page!

[Moostache]

3. Reading that was like smooth jazz for my soul...

I could not agree more...but I wish Trump had even an ounce of self-reflection so that the humiliation and shame of his legacy would actually register inside that empty fucking cave that is wrapped in straw and encased inside of an orange on top of his bloated carcass!

I truly wish him pain, suffering and agony to match all that he has caused in his tenure destroying the credibility of this nation and if I could only have one wish, it would be to fill Donald Trump's head with the ringing cries of children thrown in cages and separated from their parents for the rest of his hopefully short and utterly miserable life.

Fuck him sideways with irregular shaped objects!!!

[blue neen]

6. I would like to recommend this post!

Beautifully stated! Thank you.

[malaise]

8. Don't hold your breath

He thinks he's the absolute greatest

[leftieNanner]

27. I think there is a tiny portion of his withered soul

that knows he's a fraud. That's why he works so hard every day trying to ignore the voices in his head telling him what a failure he is at all things.

At least I like to think this is so.

[malaise]

43. Nice

Very nice

[erronis]

98. Could you please include his spawn and sycophants in some of that pain and agony?

Actually, if you have enough to go around, throw some of it on all the (r)epuglicon congress-critters.

Maybe some of those bad vibes will also trickle down on the magats.

Oh, you got me into the spirit of this!

[budkin]

5. He's seriously tanking because of this Coronavirus response

I think some of his supporters are FINALLY starting to realize how dangerous he is.

[a kennedy]

10. I wish that were true.....had dinner with two out of nine women who really

don’t believe ALL this hype about the corona virus. They are both staunch tRump supporters. Ugh.......it’s all hype they’re saying about this virus, ALL HYPE, and don’t believe it.

[shanti]

25. Until they or their family gets sick n/t

[a kennedy]

70. and I know......do not want any of my friends, tRump lovers or not.......

to get sick or die of this damn virus.

[paleotn]

58. They will when people they know start dying.

This thing is going to touch every single American family in one way or another. And like all viruses, it doesn't give two shits what they believe. Just makes them easier to infect.

[xmas74]

81. It has already affected ours.

My nephew was due home on leave in March from Korea. He now is expected to spend 2 weeks in quarantine in California before being allowed to visit. He's declining his leave.

[subana]

107. you don't have to believe in it to get sick!

the virus doesn't care if you believe in it or not! But if their disbelief prevents them from using caution in a possibly dangerous situation, it doesn't matter if they believe in it or not!

[malaise]

11. He doesn't even understand that blaming the Democratic candidates Tuesday night debate

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for the stock market tanking on Monday and Tuesday in the day and then contradicting experts at the same press conference shattered any possibility of that being called aa very very good press conference.

He is a fucking idiot and a raving lunatic. No sane person is that disconnected from reality.
If they can't see it by now, they deserve to go down with him.

[subana]

108. sadly, I agree with you!

It's not a good thing to wish sickness or death upon someone else but if a few of his fanatic supporters died because they think this is just one more hoax by the dems, it would make the world a little more sane for the rest of us if they weren't around anymore!!

[exboyfil]

7. And no moving on

Dig everything up that was buried by the prior administration and continually remind folks of what they did.

Unlike my predecessor who didn't give a damn about the Constitution, I am going to do _____.

[HipChick]

9. Tell us how you really feel..

[malaise]

12. Just wait until I warm up

[spanone]

14. Bwahahahahaaa I love it!!!!

Lay it on thick!

[Thomas Hurt]

15. Tell us how you really feel...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. OK, I gotta ask. How many times have you told us "This is it!" in the last 3 years? nt

[malaise]

19. Many times - Every day carry bucket go a well

One day the bucket bottom muss drop out.

And Dems achieved several victories including the House, state and local pick ups and of course impeaching the MoFo

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

22. Is that bucket reinforced with welded steel? Because we also keep

getting shit likes this every week:

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-wins-appeal-to-block-mcgahn-testimony-118219

President Donald Trump scored a major legal victory on Friday when a federal appeals court panel ruled Democrats have no right to hear testimony from former White House counsel Don McGahn.

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit’s ruling overturned a lower court decision requiring McGahn’s testimony and told the judge presiding over the case to dismiss it outright. The ruling is a blow to House Democrats’ attempts to break the Trump administration’s intransigent stance that it can block Congress from talking to witnesses.

[malaise]

23. What about the Wisconsin victory?

And yes I am pissed about that DC Circuit decision

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

24. I gotta say, the WI surprised me. Not that I believe these goat fuckers are giving

up any time soon. But still, it's something.

[malaise]

45. We have to celebrate every small victory

I had no idea how depraved ReTHUGs were until that Senate trial.

[Skittles]

28. John Pavlovitz articulates well what makes this time different

You look scared, Donald.

You should be.

A pandemic is problematic for you.

You can’t gaslight a pandemic.

You can’t bully it into compliance.

You can’t lie to it and hope it won’t run a fact check.

You can’t pay for its silence or promise immunity.

You can’t threaten its reelection bid if it breaks ranks.

You can’t fire it when it dissents from your ramblings.

You can’t impugn its character with baseless attacks.

You can’t fool it with talk about God.

You can’t bury it with FoxNews fluff pieces.

You can’t drown it in nationalism.

You can’t dismiss it with cries of fake news.

You can’t pardon it after it completes its assaults.

You can’t give it a demeaning nickname and hope to deflate it.

You can’t rage-Tweet it into exhaustion.

You can’t avoid it by appointing corrupt judges to do your bidding.

You can’t give it free tickets in order to fill vain arena celebrations of your ego.

You can’t frighten it with fairy tales about migrant boogeymen and transgender monsters.

You can’t hope it will blow over while you golf once again.

You can’t mischaracterize it with racial stereotypes.

You can’t pretend you can pray it away.

You can’t blame it on Barack Obama or windmills or the Gay Agenda or Hillary’s emails.

You can’t bullsh*t a pandemic—so nothing you know how to do will help you here.

A pandemic is not an election or a Supreme Court seat or Franklin Graham or Lindsey Graham or the Republican Party—so it cannot be bought.

A pandemic is not an uneducated voting block so it will not be swept up in the emotional fervor of dog and pony patriotism, or duped by ceremonial religiosity.

A pandemic is a reckless, brutal, unruly, violent thing, and none of your sideshow huckster repartee or your cheap parlor tricks or your legal gymnastics will save you or anyone else.

Only intelligent, qualified, reasonable, compassionate people who trust science and want to protect human beings can help at times like these—which is why you are completely useless.

Worse than that, it’s why you will make things much worse.

Pandemics thrive on fear, and fear is your only commodity. It is the one weapon at your disposal—and it only helps the sickness.

In the raking light of an actual emergency, you are being revealed as a fraudulent, callous, completely unprepared and outmatched imposter.

History is recording how ill-equipped you are for the serious, grievous, and terrible things real leaders are required to engage and confront.

You’re being exposed in these days for what you are: a public health crisis endangering millions of people; a reckless, brutal, unruly, violent thing that is spreading sickness.

The only hope we have for a cure comes in November.

You look scared, Donald.

We are too.

[malaise]

31. Saw that this morning

It's brilliant

[Skittles]

33. indeed it is

he's so correct - not only is Trump now expected to actually WORK, instead of his usual activities of golfing and hate rallies, NONE OF THE TACTICS THAT HAVE BENEFITED HIM WILL WORK RIGHT NOW. Instead, it's making repukes look exactly what they are: incompetent and scared

[FailureToCommunicate]

48. Yes! November is the cure! And of course...

[subana]

102. he IS scared!!

I heard the first person died from coronavirus today. When people start getting more sick & dying, it doesn't matter what he says, people won't believe him (even his own fans)!

Heading into his own re-election campaign with the market taking an almost daily dive. Of people who might be inclined to vote for him, they would be voting on the economy (even though the economic recovery is most likely due to Obama's actions, not trump's)! This is one situation where he can lie as much as he wants but if the situation gets bad enough, no one will believe it!

Pence is in charge of messaging? Really? It will get worse!! It makes no sense to put a political person in charge of a situation that has nothing to do with politics!!

[Skittles]

104. to be fair, Trump did not cause the virus

the big problem with him is NO THINKING PERSON HAS CONFIDENCE IN HIM. Even his sick fans know he lies, they just don't care. They WILL care about this virus. And Pence, no one really likes him, and he obviously sees Priority #1 as covering for Trump. Trump is now in the position an extreme narcissist CANNOT handle: he is expected to perform, but he can't - his entire persona as a leader and a success are all an illusion and now EVERYONE will see through him....Trump has always been dangerous but now it's gonna accelerate - November cannot come soon enough but alas, foreign influence in the election will be HUGE and Dems still seem to want to shoot themselves in the foot

[subana]

105. true, he didn't cause the virus

but he is spectacularly failing the management of it!! If people start dying from it, no one will be willing to support him! They will be looking for someone who can protect the country!!

His usual strategy of lying & blaming everything on democrats will not work too long when people are afraid that they or their families may start dying!

One reason why I thought it was a good idea for Bloomberg to get into the race is because unlike trump, he does have a demonstrated history of being a leader & he seems to be more willing than trump to spend all of that money to win an election! But even with all of that, it would be very difficult for me to vote for any republican!!

[Skittles]

106. this is why voting for a pussy grabbing reality TV show star was always going to end in disaster

FUCK Russia and the fucking idiots for him.

[CurtEastPoint]

17. "holey moran emperor" ---- most excellent puns!

[malaise]

20. He has already told the world to expect a miracle

[malaise]

36. From here - the genius of ProudLib72

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210722622

[sandensea]

39. Incest included.

[malaise]

42. There's a new pic

from India - disgusting

[sandensea]

44. And just wait until Putin decides to release the "pee" tape

It ain't just pee, I promise you that.

[malaise]

46. I'd pay for that one

[sandensea]

56. There'll probably be free uploads all over the internets.

But Cheeto and Incestvanka?

You'd have to pay me to watch it.

[wnylib]

57. Speaking of Putin, how is Russia doing

with covid 19? Anybody know?

[sandensea]

68. No idea.

I just checked, and they've thus far reported 2 cases - both having recovered. Is that actually true? Your guess is as good as mine.

Whatever the real number, All the Best to them - and every other nation under the sun. We're all on the same boat on this one.

[wnylib]

79. So true. How much better the world

would be in this crisis today if we had an intelligent president who actually governed on behalf of the nation. Such a president, in cooperation with foreign governments, could have taken world leadership in fighting a disease that threatens all of us.

[sandensea]

83. But who needs an intelligent president

When we have a stable genius!

(God help us all)

[wnylib]

84. More like a "genius" who belongs in a stable.

[sandensea]

85. He should be forced to CLEAN the stables in a national park

He may just find an appreciation for our national parks, and actually make himself useful for once in his life.

If that's still possible.

[wnylib]

86. Not possible, IMO.

He is permanently useless, except perhaps to Putin.

[MuseRider]

18. Any way he goes right now is going to tank him

at least for a while. Being that much of this is about our health and the health of all those we love it is worse. It is all bungled and now hidden with only allowed info getting out and that will cause more panic and distrust if the virus actually becomes a problem here. He cannot run on his great economy now, cannot get away with blaming the Dems so the only way he can go with this is to become our National Healer and we all know how that will go.

As much as I fear he might not leave, as much as I fear the cheating and "winning" again I cannot see it or worry about it because my mind stays firmly planted in reality and reality anymore is not solid nor actually reassuring but there is a pull to the good side going on.

[Chainfire]

21. Will you tell us how you really feel?

I am afraid you are overly optimistic. Trump was all those things before the last election and all of the same people knew it then. Tell us which states will flip this time? I know it won't be my state.....

No matter how much we love our favorite candidate, we are not presenting strong opposition to Trump; Democratic candidates have more baggage than a cruise ship. While I like Sanders, I like what he says and I like what he stands for, we will be beaten to a pulp over the Socialism issue if the apparent leader gets the nod. There is no way that enough of the American voting public will vote for someone with a Socialist label firmly and proudly attached. I learned my lesson when I voted for McGovern; you vote with your head, not your heart. My motto is anyone but Trump, but I really wish it was someone I believe can be elected.

The only way Trump is going to blow this election is if he does something so outrageous that Mitch will call him a stupid SOB from his pulpit and the NRA calls him a gun grabber. If that happens, we will probably already been ruined as a nation. I hope to hell I am wrong, but I am steeling myself for four more ******* years.

[Mike 03]

26. Bookmarked

I love these feel-good threads and we don't post enough of them!

[Lucky Luciano]

29. OMG!!! "The Holy Moran Emperor"

[malaise]

30. Well to be honest

I came up with Holy Moron Emperor and a great DUer suggested Holey Moran Emperor complete with graphics.
i'll try to find it.

[Lucky Luciano]

32. Moran is perfect on many levels

The anagram between Moran and Roman along with...

...The infamous Moran himself:

[malaise]

35. Here we go from two years ago ProudLib72

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210722622

[Lucky Luciano]

59. Brilliant!

[Initech]

34. This is turning out to be the dumpster fire that we all thought it would be.

And after burning down the bridge, all Chump seems to care about is right wing talk radio whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Just seriously, end this POS administration already.

[sandensea]

37. ¡Ojala!

God willing.

[Evolve Dammit]

38. Don't hold back or sugar coat it. Not good for blood pressure!

[SallyHemmings]

40. "He couldn't even give himself a good Fuck""

Is the funniest line I’ve read.



Thank you!!!!

[Maven]

41. !!!

"He couldn't even give himself a good fuck"

[wendyb-NC]

47. That was the most refreshing thing I've read in forever.

Thank you, malaise.

[Pepsidog]

49. Let us hope and vote. I cant take 4 more years of this garbage.

[gademocrat7]

50. Preach it!

[CentralMass]

51. K&R

[Hermit-The-Prog]

52. None of his bootlickers and asskissers can save him. ...

The secret service can't keep this virus from him. It's coming for him and there's nothing he can do to stop it.

I will savor his further descent into madness. I will rejoice in the wailing and gnashing of teeth that his cult is going to suffer through.

[malaise]

53. He is worse and more dangerous than

any virus to date

[Hermit-The-Prog]

55. He's the vector by which Republicans infect and destroy our government.

[johnthewoodworker]

54. I'm sorry. It's a good post and I would love to believe. But this was a republican coup.

The cat grabber is the face of it but not the soul. I don't see this ending by an election. Republicans did not steal this country just to let a bunch of voters take it back. Electronic vote tampering, voter purges, and disinformation should do the trick. The cat grabbers dementia and drug use will take him down over time, probably in his next term, but then Pence will be the point man.

I'll vote, as always, but don't hold much hope. Things have gotten progressively more bizarre over the last three years. If you told me five years ago, all the stories associated with the cat grabber's presidency, i wouldn't have believed it. I'm sure the next year will be more bizarre then the last.

[bucolic_frolic]

60. It will be remembered as a period of time when Rule of Law was suspended

so monied interests, foreign and domestic, could plunder everything that a civil society wouldn't permit. Once they've stolen everything to satisfy their greed, they don't care what happens, so they'll turn the ship of state back over to Democrats and blame them to the extent they can.

[malaise]

62. I agree

but I don't think it is greed and power alone. Racism is a significant part of this.
Sometimes I wonder if the fact that Obama shattered every myth they created about African-American men made them replace him with the worst white scum they could find.

[bucolic_frolic]

69. You're right.

Radical right social agenda was part of the goal of the casino and church milking coalition.

[malaise]

71. Wow this is beautifully stated

the casino and church milking coalition.
What an alliance

[bucolic_frolic]

72. Thanks. The bad actors are visible and identifiable now

Dictators of the world are united against democracy, both at home and abroad. It's almost an Axis-Allies redux.

And at home those supporting the Brooks Bros Junta seek authoritarian rule to augment their power and financial interests.

In both cases, never have the lines of demarcation been so clearly drawn. Rule of Law and Democracy are hanging on by the thread voters carved out in 2018. The dictatorship-authoritarians must be driven from power.

[calimary]

61. I hope to Heaven that you're right, malaise.

And I will be working like a fiend for the Blue Team!

[Orrex]

63. I'm hoping for a 3/4 term presidency

Coronavirus, do your stuff!

[malaise]

66. I was hoping for even less

If you could guarantee that the virus would only affect the kakistocracy, I'd go along with you.

[Orrex]

78. That would be the virus we need AND deserve

[BigBearJohn]

64. Seen on protester sign: "I could shit a better president!"

[malaise]

67. Heehehehehehe

[Ferrets are Cool]

65. I thought the same thing about bush jr Malaise...

He embracing torture. He lied us into a war that killed almost ONE MILLION people. He enriched the already rich, excused their excesses, and then bailed them out of trouble and handed us the bill.

He squandered the budget surplus.

Katrina. 'Nuff said.

He rewarded incompetence. He hired a horse expert to run the Federal Emergency Management Agency. He wanted to hire Harriett Miers to be a Supreme Court justice. Top jobs were reserved for sycophants, toadies and failures.

From 1999 to 2009 health insurance premiums increased 132%”

He muzzled government climate scientists and had their reports rewritten by lawyers from Big Oil

He authorized the abrogation of fourth amendment protections against arbitrary search, seizure and snooping into people’s mail and effects

The great $12 trillion Bank Robbery

And yet, after all this as an indictment of incompetence, HE WAS STILL RE-ELECTED FOR 4 MORE YEARS.

IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN IF WE ARE NOT DILIGENT.

[malaise]

73. I detested that war criminal

but at least he didn't take up all the oxygen in a room. Everything about this one is a vexation to my being

[Ferrets are Cool]

74. I agree with you 100%...

but at least this one hasn't caused the deaths of over 1 million yet. If he gets 4 more years, it might exceed that amount.

I remember going into election night thinking America was smarter than to re-elect this monster, but before the clock reached midnight, I was completely distraught. I pray to the goddess that I don't have that feeling again this Nov.

[Miles Archer]

75. My last couple of posts show that he continues to fuck himself

1). New case of coronavirus in Santa Clara County

2). Vegas Asian Leaders Summit cancelled as Trump tells MAGAts at his SC rally that this is all a hoax

Things are moving too fast for him to get out in front of it with spin.

[malaise]

88. You can't spin this one

Not even his goons on Fux Fake Entertainment or RW radio know how to spin this one.

[hangaleft]

76. Hey, malaise, tell us how you *reallly* feel

[enid602]

77. Trump

You forget that he accomplished what no other Republican could; he got a tax law passed that essentially de funded our Government, enabling the Republicans to realize their life long dream to get rid of SS and Medicare.

[no_hypocrisy]

80. I know that Logic doesn't apply, but JESUS! Trump's a germaphobe.

Out of anybody who gets it about germs, viruses, bacteria, sickness, death, etc., it would be him.

He could have easily won in November with a major government program that raised taxes to pay for it.

I don't get it.

[Squidly]

92. Mark my words

He and his inner circle of deplorables already have a plan to ride this thing out in a bunker of some kind. Does anyone actually think hes going to allow himself even the slightest chance of contracting this? The minute it takes hold and starts its spread he will be taken away to an undisclosed location from where we will see even more madness spew from his anus face.

[Polybius]

82. Bookmarking

You've been saying this for so long, I'll either come back here to praise you or say "What happened?"

[ldillqqq]

87. You need a few more adjectives

but I love the ones you have!

[colsohlibgal]

89. It Better Be

Still, even if that happens not sure that Orange Idiot will leave willingly and Serious Trumpsters will be down with that. It could turn real ugly.

[malaise]

91. The same Secret Service that protects him now will drag him out

if he doesn't pack and leave

[3Hotdogs]

90. --- let us pray.

[tavernier]

93. Well, at least you and Malaria agree on one thing...

Be Best at just warming up!

[KPN]

94. OK. But I'm holding you to that m.

[c-rational]

95. Thank you malaise for the smile your post brought me.

[First Speaker]

96. What happens if he simply declares himself the winner early on the evening of November 3...?

...he isn't going to wait for "results". He's simply going to declare that he's won the swing states, and that "vote fraud" is going on to steal them. The whole GOP will trumpet this claim, Fox "News" will have a collective shit fit, and the media "narrative" will be set. The Dem candidate will be called on to concede, and be labelled a "sore loser" if he/she doesn't. Remember 2000? Magnify that a hundred times. They are *not* going to concede defeat. They have the Supreme Court in their pockets. This winter is going to be when the shit hits the fan, and we have the real constitutional crisis everything else has been leading up to.

[malaise]

97. If he lasts that long the vast majority of the country will be beyond immune to his

lies including most of the tools at M$Greedia.

[Brainfodder]

99. The "What Can We Fuck With Today Administration"?

The "Who Gives A Fuck About Civility and Society Norms" Adminstration?

Removing all the judges by the next president among other things have to be made ASAP priorities because of this long con artist.

So many deserved executions I can think of, I am still pro death penalty for treasonous shitbags, like most of these assholes, no need to even name shame them, I can think of a baker's dozen, and if you can't then you aint been paying close attention.

Glad I have cannabis to break the tension, caz damn, watching the country implode on itself, aint a good time.

Good Luck!

[berksdem]

100. Right now is no time to call for a celebration....

The Orange Ass is still electable by his shit base and then some. This is no slam dunk folks... GOTFV!

[Raster]

101. Preach, Sister, Preach!

[Progressive dog]

103. I hope you're right

[Initech]

109. This nightmare can't end soon enough!