Why Are So Many Politicians Testing Positive with COVID-19?

[intrepidity]

https://time.com/5800950/politicians-covid-19/

Keeping.mouth.shut.

ETA: not my question, it's the title of the Time article

[enough]

1. Because they are the ones with the clout to get tested.

Ordinary people can’t get tested.

[Ferrets are Cool]

6. This

[crickets]

8. +1

Shake those hands.

[blm]

2. Kissing ass requires proximity at times.

[bottomofthehill]

3. Because they can't keep their hands to themselves.

[Wounded Bear]

4. They all use the same hookers?

[AlexSFCA]

5. cause they have access to test kits

[SledDriver]

7. I thought it was all a big hoax?

So they're all in on it?