OMFG

[PCIntern]

Drugged out to the max

[Ilsa]

1. His right eye is almost completely closed.

He couldn't say "cargo."

His delivery is like someone ignoring punctuation. It's like someone wrote a script about something as dull as fence posts.

[malaise]

2. Lying to the max as well

looks like it's no longer a hoax - where's that fucking miracle

[Initech]

12. Jim Bakker sells it, it's $200 a bottle.

Forget miracles, there's money to be made off of chumps!

[C_U_L8R]

3. He's reading a book report to Sister Mary Elephant.

[madamesilverspurs]

5. Bailiff, whack his peepee --

if you can find it!


.

[Initech]

11. My Pet Goat, 2020 version.

[Dem2]

4. Worst speech ever considering the circumstances?

It's hilariously bad!

[Maru Kitteh]

8. I wish there was something funny about this.

[Dem2]

9. Watching him fail

...is the only solace I'm getting out of this horrific situation.

I NEVER listen to him speak, but he just appeared on my TV and I noted he sounded awful. I had to watch and laugh in a gallows humor manner.

[dflprincess]

6. You have to wonder if he understood a single word he was reading off the teleprompter

I'm betting no.

[Ms. Toad]

7. The words almost sounded presidential

So you know he didn't have a clue, and there was probably a weapon pointed at him off camera where we couldn't see it.

[herding cats]

10. What is it they say he takes, Percocet?

That's a downer, right? He definitely was on slow motion tonight.

[Totally Tunsie]

13. I often wonder if it gobsmacks him when he's sober* and watching

a rerun of his addresses. Holy hell - he HAS to be at least somewhat embarrassed. Wouldn't you think?


*Assuming he ever is.

[robbob]

14. I assume he owns a mirror?

So no, I seriously doubt he has enough self awareness to feel embarrassment.