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If you run out of toilet paper, the White House suggests you use (Original Post)
trackfan
Mar 2020
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leftieNanner
(15,124 posts)1. Maybe we can find
that copy of the SOTU that Nancy Pelosi tore up.
at140
(6,110 posts)2. Use bidet like in France, water cleans much better than dry paper.
raccoon
(31,111 posts)4. But how do you dry off? That's what I'd like to know. Nt
at140
(6,110 posts)5. The modern bidet will blow warm air on your anus after washing it first..nt
Kaleva
(36,312 posts)6. I use a small amount of TP to dry.
at140
(6,110 posts)8. Good option because you need lot less TP with your method...nt
Kaleva
(36,312 posts)9. Yes. The TP you have will last much longer and u can go with the cheaper stuff
cwydro
(51,308 posts)11. Paper towels. Kleenex?
This cannot be that difficult.
doc03
(35,348 posts)3. I waiting for Trump to come and throw rolls
of toilet paper. That is how he saved Puerto Rico.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)7. CVS receipts can come in handy...
Pobeka
(4,999 posts)10. Thought you were going to say The Constitution. n/t