At least the Buy-Bull thumpers aren't suggesting prayer as a cure for the coronavirus

[stopbush]

Probably because they're too busy saying that the whole thing is a hoax.

[lunasun]

1. It will be the lord's will when it hits poor communities or certain cities . They can't stop from

judging too long imo
Hucksters like Jim Bakker have already been grifting on his prayer shows with the virus
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/03/12/jim-bakker-coronavirus-cure-claim-missouri-attorney-general-files-suit/5032998002/

[Thomas Hurt]

2. Odds are, they think they are about to be raptured...

The ultimate owning the libs.

[Lars39]

4. Did that stupid End Times series

feature a pandemic?

[tanyev]

8. It's probably never occurred to any of them to wonder if the true 'rapture'

will actually be experienced by all those left behind.

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. What makes you think that?

During a livestream last night, televangelist Kenneth Copeland cured coronavirus.

It’s gone now. He just held out his hand, asked viewers to touch their screens to meet it, and… somehow coronavirus is no longer a thing. Who knew.

Link to tweet

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/televangelist-touch-my-oily-hand-through-the-tv-and-ill-cure-your-coronavirus/

And they're magically immune!

The Church of Cyprus, an independent Greek Orthodox church, has no intention to stop serving wine and wafers during communion despite the threat of the novel coronavirus. Even though the ritual requires contact with the same vessels, they’re not afraid because they insist God would never let the virus transmit that way.

So I guess that’s settled.

The Orthodox Times has the statement in English:

Regarding the offering of the Holy Communion, the position of the Church is known. The Holy Communion does not symbolize but it is the Body and Blood of Christ. It would be blasphemous to think that Christ’s Body and Blood could transmit any disease or virus. Based upon the centuries-old experience of Christianity, there is no evidence of such transmission. The priests who served in infectious diseases hospitals and administered the Holy Communion to those patients, in the end, received the remainder of the Divine Communion themselves by using the same spoon. No priest was infected in these cases.

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/church-of-cyprus-god-would-never-let-coronavirus-spread-via-communion/

[tanyev]

7. Especially effective if you touch the screen in a doctor's waiting room or a McDonalds.

[ms liberty]

6. Wait until Sunday morning and go to church

Any of the more fundamentalist sects will be preaching their garbage on Sunday.