So now that their church services have been cancelled

[malaise]

will the snake oil salesmen and women still be demanding their tithes?
Looks like their gawd hates the evangelicals.

[defacto7]

1. Nothing stops the money train.

and some are not canceling services because of their blind faith. Blind faith it what they call it.

[malaise]

5. You missed

the private jet

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Looks like Thomas Road Baptist Church (Falwell/Lynchburg/Liberty University) is putting its trust in

God.

Full steam ahead!


https://trbc.org/

[malaise]

7. Hopefully they'll

cull the herd starting with Jerry - hope the pool guy is spared so we can read the tell it all book.

[onecaliberal]

4. But but but, it's a hoax.

[malaise]

9. It won't be a hoax when the money stops rolling in

[Collimator]

6. Doesn't this seem like a good time for their Rapture?

No doubt, many of them are thinking along these lines.

[malaise]

8. Well I thought the rapture was upward movement

This may take them six feet deep in the other direction

[TlalocW]

10. Whose services?

Churches in general or like Paula White's herd of rubes, I mean, flock of parishioners?

TlalocW

[malaise]

11. all of them with their hands on him