trump was tested last night at the WH

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

Will we hear the result if he's positive?

[Salviati]

1. I mean if that's what they announced, then there are two possibilities:

Either the test comes back negative, or they were mistaken, and it turns out he was not tested after all...

[Dennis Donovan]

6. Yep - see my post below

Lie lie lie lie...

[Dennis Donovan]

2. "The inconsistencies, even for this White House, are striking "

Link to tweet

He's lying thru his teeth. During a fucking pandemic.

[leftieNanner]

3. Doubt It.

But if he is, how will those CEOs who shook his hand yesterday feel?

Donnie could well be the next Typhoid Mary.

Corona Donald.

I like the ring of that.

[LisaM]

7. Donnie Appleseed

Sowing disease

[leftieNanner]

8. Excellent! nt

[Clash City Rocker]

4. This just in...it was a beautiful test, the best test.

No other president ever had such a beautiful test.

[RKP5637]

11. And everyone around ME admired ME and said they had never seen a more PERFECT test! n/t

[tanyev]

21. It was a perfect test, it was so positive.

[Historic NY]

5. What grade is he in.

[Clash City Rocker]

20. I love your signature

[Blaukraut]

9. He says....And since when has he ever said anything that was true? n/t

[spanone]

10. We will only hear that he's the healthiest human on earth, bar none

[mobeau69]

12. Lest's hope his test result is outstanding!

Hope with me! Send those vibes out.

[monmouth4]

13. At first he requested a written test but to no avail..n/t

[mahina]

14. It must have been open book and take home.

[NRaleighLiberal]

15. IQ? crayon coloring book version?

[DeSmet]

16. I never once believed him when

He said he wasn't tested. Too much the germaphobe.

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. Given his position, his temperature should be checked hourly.

So keep those WH rectal thermometers on ice, okay?

[totodeinhere]

33. Yes, but he could be infected for days and contagious to others for days before

any symptoms such as a fever may show up.

[Johnny2X2X]

18. Guarantee they lie

He probably hasn’t been tested. If he has been there is a zero percent chance they would report a positive test.

[Dennis Donovan]

19. They did it because he's likely symptomatic

He seemed sick to me @ the presser (and no, I'm not a Dr, but I've been around enough sick people to know how they act when they're sick).

[TheBlackAdder]

22. Tested for a hoax?

[VOX]

23. 45's "doctor" will declare him immortal.

No, not immoral (that’s a given), but immortal. The endless gallons of bronzer have rendered him immune to all microbes. Unfortunately for American citizens, it’s also fried his reptilian brain.

[Dem2]

24. "expects results within days"

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-says-he-has-been-tested-coronavirus-expects-results-within-n1158991

Since we know it only takes a few hours for a result, shouldn't we will assume his first test was positive?

[lame54]

25. Did he try to...

Jam the square blocks through the round holes?

[samnsara]

29. oh good one! :)

[samnsara]

26. i dont even believe he was tested

[BluesClues]

27. Lol he's going to drop Pence if he's positive

[Eyeball_Kid]

28. COVID Donnie sounded, this morning, as if he were getting some nasal congestion.

You know, just a little case of the sniffles.

Hmm... Could have been from a fresh dose of Adderall, but who knows?

[vlyons]

30. Why would we believe anything coming from him or his sycophants?

nt

[MLAA]

31. We already know he's positive he is a stable genius 😬

[Generic Brad]

32. Only if they tell him he passed the test

If he has the greatest, most beautiful case of Covid-19 ever, he will hear that.

[zackymilly]

34. Trump just reported his test came back 20/20. lol. n/t

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

35. Is there a video of Fat Donnie getting tested?

After his television appearance where he praised Trump's health as being better than his own (!) I don't trust anything the WH physician says.

How do we get an accurate report on the results? No one associated with Trump will say anything resembling the truth. It doesn't matter if the results are negative or positive (although I personally favor the latter) so long as they are factual. I would feel better if the tests were run by three independent labs.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

36. His test results are amazing, best results ever. But, ...

... we won't see them until the audit is complated.

[jmowreader]

37. Whatever the results are, I'm certain the Trump Bund is working to retain control of the drawn blood

The last thing President Krylon wants is for a tube of evidence to be floating around out there.