VP Pence just announced that Trump is organizing a national day of prayer.

[mjvpi]

Shit, more than half of the country has been praying hard for the last three and a half years.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Will he throw in some thoughts, too? I thought you had to do Thoughts 'n' Prayers together.

I know what I'll be praying for.

[mjvpi]

7. As usual

Pence announced at at the podium before the whole program was formulated.

[StTimofEdenRoc]

2. Well, When that is about all you have to offer.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. It will be as successful as when Gov Pence prayed away AIDS. Led by non-church-going tRump. . . . nt

[raccoon]

4. That should take care of the pandemic. :sarcasm: nt

[Faux pas]

5. Eff him

and the diseased hump he rode in on.

[shockey80]

6. VP Pence just announced he sucks Trumps dick everyday.

[Ms. Toad]

17. Find another insult.

I'm tired of people using me and my community as a battering ram.

[musette_sf]

8. JFCOAC

[karynnj]

9. I think many churches and synagogues have cancelled services

- even in places not currently hot spots

[aeromanKC]

10. Trump is turning America in Jonestown

Right before our eyes.

[dalton99a]

11. Kick

[mjvpi]

14. Easy as fish in a crowded church, so to speak

[haele]

12. Isn't that, like, unconstitutional?

Because you know he's just going to get one of his hypocritical Goats to lay hands on him in front of the National Media hand get him to speak in tongues or some other such nonsense in his role of God's True Avatar On Earth and declare he can now cure anyone of COVID-19 with one touch or grope.
None of this "Pray in your closet" nonsense for them...

Haele

[tinrobot]

13. How about a national month of staying the fuck home?

https://staythefuckhome.com/

[PA Democrat]

15. Does God have an America First policy?

People in other countries who are hard hit by this virus have been praying as well.

[cloudbase]

16. I like this one.

[SiliconValley_Dem]

18. Fucking medieval

[mia]

19. He should lead the way with self flagellation.

Then, maybe, I'll believe him.

[Brainfodder]

20. In other words, Mike Pence demanded a national day of prayer?

Or are there pentagrams involved?

[eShirl]

21. I think that's not a bad thing

the idea of a time when we all focus with good intentions on our collective future

[mjvpi]

24. Agreed, as long as it is not done in leu of taking real action

Prayer, by itself is lousy public policy.

[stopbush]

22. Like that will do anything but waste people's lives.

Childish navel gazing.

[Totally Tunsie]

23. Hasn't worked so far - they're still in office.

[matt819]

25. Fuck you

How about a national day of coronavirus testing?

How about a national day of truth telling.

How about a national day of having Democrats sort out your fuck-ups. As usual.

[lagomorph777]

26. If prayer worked, Trump would be a smoking pile of ashes right now.

[samnsara]

27. ...and this helps,how?

[DinahMoeHum]

28. Eat shit, Mike Pence.

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Asshole.



#newrostrong

[VOX]

29. PENanCE.

What the VP must perform after fellating 45 in public with such unswerving fealty.

[Chainfire]

30. My question for Pence and Trump

Is, "Which god are we going to pray to?"

Some of you are exactly right, he better not have too many people praying or they both might just disappear into the fog and the night.

[Vinca]

31. I'm going to pray for toilet paper.

And maybe fever, vomiting and diarrhea for a certain pumpkin-colored fool and his pasty accomplice.

[jpak]

32. Will Stormy Daniel's be there?

Stupid autocorrect

Ugh

[Midnight Writer]

36. Paula White is the new Stormy. And you know she wouldn't miss it.

[EndlessWire]

33. Oh, goody

A specific day when we can focus on wishing them into the corn field. All together, now!

[SWBTATTReg]

34. Oh no. Thoughts and Prayers again from the worthless gop scumbags. Such hypocrites.

As if I need to have these assh&&es tell me anything anymore.

[Amaryllis]

35. No thoughts? Just prayers?

[solara]

37. Lordy.. Lordy

[GusBob]

38. God knows he will fuck that up too

Remember the prayer breakfast

Jesus that seems like a year ago

[Girl powers]

39. National Republican Day of Prayer

Obviously they will be worshiping The All Mighty Buck.

[Saboburns]

40. That prayer shit don't work

60 million of us have prayed everyday for 3 years.

That fucker still lives.

QED

[Mossfern]

41. God helps those who help themselves.

[Zambero]

42. Also a national day of thoughts???

Then we'll have both the usual thoughts and prayers. Ironic, since with a thoughtless Trump at the helm we don't have a prayer to begin with!

[keithbvadu2]

43. It will have to be the 'right' kind of prayer.

It will have to be the 'right' kind of prayer.