How much toilet paper should you have on hand during a global pandemic?

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	Enough to last your household through St. Patrick's Day
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	Enough to last your household through Easter
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	Enough to last your household through Mother's Day
	1 (13%)
	Enough to last your household through Memorial Day
	0 (0%)
	Enough to last your household through The Fourth of July
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	Enough to last your household through Memorial Day
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	Enough to last your household through Labor Day
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	Enough to last your household through Thanksgiving
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	Enough to last your household through New Year's Day
	2 (25%)
	OTHER
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[Skittles]

1. enough to last through Trump

yes indeed

[Bev54]

2. What is the fascination with TP

I do not get it, even where I live they have decided to hoard it, we have 3 plants not so far away that make TP, it is not going to disappear and it does not come from China. WTH?

[Kaleva]

4. People are thinking they may have to self isolate and don't want to run out.

[Kaleva]

3. I can't decide which Memorial Day option I ought to select.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

5. I'm on self imposed doodoo quarenteen

Plus I have tons of newspaper.

I know gross but...

After an operation once I told my doctor I had issues taking care (reaching) after poopoo.

He suggested using the shower after and instead to avoid possible infection. I must have looked horrified because he snickered and said hey saves on tissue.

[meadowlander]

6. At any given time 1-2 months worth.

Enough to get you through a bout of pneumonia not serious enough to require hospitalisation without having to leave the house or have contact with delivery people.

Ditto how much of other supplies you should have if you can possibly afford it.

[Sancho]

7. There will be a run on bidets at some point....

[dpibel]

8. Isn't the proper American response:

ALL OF IT!!!!1!1!!!1

[MerryBlooms]

9. omg, I have no idea how much we need! I live with my two elderly sisters...

One has incontinence issues (I'm having trouble getting her usual pads because everything is sold out), the other is on Lasix! How the heck do you prepare for that!?! I honestly have not taken a count, but all I know is there is literally stacks of tp in both bathrooms and the laundry room. Keeping my fingers crossed. I told them both we have wash cloths, bleach and a washer/dryer, they both looked at me like I was out my mind. So then I suggested a water bottle rinse, and again, acted like I was a barbarian. I am thinking I'll do the fresh water rinsing and dry, leave the tp for them if things get dicey. Sorry, probably way more than anyone ever wanted to know. For sure can't run outta wine, it'll get ugly in a hurry around here if that happens.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. Won't someone please think of the poor loggers?

[Cal Carpenter]

11. Other: all of it

[The Genealogist]

12. All I know is that I have seven rolls in the cabinet and one on the spool

I have not bought TP in a while, because I got a very large package a months ago because I got a good deal on it. I guess if I run out, I will run out.

[pansypoo53219]

13. infinity.

tho kleenex w/ do.

[PoliticAverse]

14. Enough for the next time you need it. n/t

[keithbvadu2]

15. Need