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Beakybird

(3,333 posts) Wed Mar 18, 2020, 09:58 PM Mar 2020

I got so much toilet paper, I tripped on a roll and got soft tissue injuries.

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I got so much toilet paper, I tripped on a roll and got soft tissue injuries. (Original Post) Beakybird Mar 2020 OP

Good one! jls4561 Mar 2020 #1

You really wiped out! backtoblue Mar 2020 #2

You're on a roll! klook Mar 2020 #3

Good one! Hope no resultant paper cuts... apcalc Mar 2020 #4

How Charmin(g). CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #5

Are you suffering from Pulp Friction? KY_EnviroGuy Mar 2020 #6

Did they get your temp? You look flushed! marble falls Mar 2020 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author democratisphere Mar 2020 #8

This one has me rolling. Doreen Mar 2020 #9

Very funny. rzemanfl Mar 2020 #10

Steve Bezos can't get any, and he's wiping his ass with $1 million treasury notes. Beakybird Mar 2020 #11

You're on a streak! Baitball Blogger Mar 2020 #12

Careful, there could be a ripple effect... Blue Owl Mar 2020 #13

Good one! n/t customerserviceguy Mar 2020 #16

Considering that our President is only good for... Archae Mar 2020 #14

Too funny! n/t customerserviceguy Mar 2020 #15

jls4561

(1,257 posts)

1. Good one!

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 09:59 PM

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backtoblue

(11,343 posts)

2. You really wiped out!

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:00 PM

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klook

(12,155 posts)

3. You're on a roll!

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:02 PM

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I'm gonna have t'issue a warning!

apcalc

(4,465 posts)

4. Good one! Hope no resultant paper cuts...

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:03 PM

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CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)

5. How Charmin(g).

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:13 PM

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KY_EnviroGuy

(14,492 posts)

6. Are you suffering from Pulp Friction?

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:15 PM

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If so, coat it good with Tar an' Tino.

KY...........

marble falls

(57,099 posts)

7. Did they get your temp? You look flushed!

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:16 PM

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democratisphere This message was self-deleted by its author.

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

9. This one has me rolling.

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:17 PM

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🧻

rzemanfl

(29,565 posts)

10. Very funny.

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:19 PM

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Beakybird

(3,333 posts)

11. Steve Bezos can't get any, and he's wiping his ass with $1 million treasury notes.

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:31 PM

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$100 bills would be so 0.1%.

Baitball Blogger

(46,730 posts)

12. You're on a streak!

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 10:37 PM

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Blue Owl

(50,402 posts)

13. Careful, there could be a ripple effect...

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 11:08 PM

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n/t

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)

16. Good one! n/t

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Thu Mar 19, 2020, 01:22 AM

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Archae

(46,335 posts)

14. Considering that our President is only good for...

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Wed Mar 18, 2020, 11:11 PM

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customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)

15. Too funny! n/t

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Thu Mar 19, 2020, 01:21 AM

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