Things I'd rather do than listen to Trump speak

[Snake Plissken]

[lapfog_1]

1. locked in this classroom

[RockRaven]

2. I got really irritated with someone in my household who was watching MSNBC's coverage of his

dumb presser today. I can't stand hearing him speak, and the visuals are as quite unpleasant as well.

[PJMcK]

3. Listen to Limbaugh

I know, I know.

[stonecutter357]

4. Colonoscopy !

[grumpyduck]

5. Yup!

[MLAA]

6. Gorilla glue my finger tips together

[Niagara]

7. Flush out a spetic tank. n/t

[Haggis for Breakfast]

8. Gargle with ground glass.

[bluecollar2]

9. Chew aluminum foil

Rub my head with a cheese grater and shave my nether regions with a blowtorch...

Or attend a maintenance planning meeting at American Airlines...

[Roland99]

10. Hmmmmm

Play in traffic

Sunbathe all week, naked in the summer with no sunscreen

Lose a testicle

Shave with some barbed wire

[davsand]

11. I'd prefer a root canal without anesthetic.

Would have to be less painful than having to listen to that orange anus try to stroke himself.

It's like watching some skeevy guy wanking off in an alley.




Laura

[Aquaria]

12. Yank out my own eyeballs

And eat them.

[OhNo-Really]

13. Watch The Durrells "prime Masterpiece Theater