“Yes, I am indeed a piece of shit.” - Paul Ryan

[kpete]

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. No one seems to be buying what I'm selling

[jillan]

2. He is so fugly! I literally want to puke everytime I see him. It's the expressions on his face

that make me ill.

[tosh]

4. He really IS fugly.

I remember when the MSM was calling him a studmuffin - Newsweek cover or something - WTF?!?!

[jsr]

5. He looks like a rodent to me

[freshwest]

11. I call him Little Dedo. He's a living gargoyle.

[fleur-de-lisa]

15. Eddie Munster.

[Whisp]

19. yes. and some call him handsome?

honest to gawd that's just nuts. the guy is a homely freaking liar. He's repulsive.

[Sheepshank]

3. Meh....it doesn't stink at all n/t

[porphyrian]

6. "...ya, tastes like dog shit."

"Good thing we no step in it."
"Ya, good thing."

[StrictlyRockers]

17. Smell it!

"No!"

"Smell it!"

"Ok."

"Smells like dog shit?"

"Smells like dog shit."

[porphyrian]

18. It's one of the greats. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. No matter how many times I try to polish this thing, it still looks like Romney's turd

[sweettater]

8. What is that?

A Turd McNugget?

[Victor_c3]

9. I like to switch the first and last name

I hate people with two first names like Paul Ryan. However, if you swich his name around and call him Ryan Paul then it sounds a lot more like Ron Paul - someone most conservatives don't like.

In my own twisted head I thought that was funny

[Z_I_Peevey]

10. Paul Ryan holds up what he says is a 20 oz. Porterhouse steak

but it still looks like something else to me.

[toddwv]

12. That's probably a Cliff Bar.

I hate Ryan, but I LOVE Cliff Bars.

[VWolf]

16. I love cliff bars too,

but man, the chocolate ones do look like shit!

[yurbud]

13. He's selling a hatful of shit and calling it a chocolate cake

except he forgot the hat.

[BarackTheVote]

14. That's not something Ryan would say

because it's not a lie