If SCTV Was Still on the Air

[Laxman]

TONIGHT AT 8:00 ON CHANNEL 1 IN MELONVILLE

The Mitt Romney Comedy Hour

Starring the King of the One Liners Mitt Romney

With:
Seamus the Wonder Dog
Marathon Runner Paul Ryan
Dick Cheney (wouldn't John Candy have been wonderful in this role?)
Michelle Bachmann (Andrea Martin?)
and the rest of that crazy Mitt Romney Crew

Featuring:

Special Guest: Jeff Foxworthy doing his "You Might Be A Birther" Routine

Musical Guest: Ted Nugent singing his latest hit Assassinate the President

Tonight's hilarious skits include Mitt leading a blind teacher into a closed door, Mitt visits his money in the Cayman Islands, Mitt and his friends cutting the hair off of a helpless classmate, Mitt helps Dick Cheney look for weapons of mass destruction and discovers President Obama's birth certificate and Seamus the Wonder Dog goes on vacation.

I wish I had the technical ability to actually do a video of this "spoof" that unfortunately would only have to rely on actual events for material.

[qb]

1. Ahh nostalgia! Thanks for that!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

2. Who Would Play Mitt?

The guy who played "Perry Como Still Alive"


or this guy?

[lpbk2713]

3. Featuring Scott Walker and Chris Christie as the MacKenzie brothers.

Hosers.

[Laxman]

4. With A Little Extra Padding...

John Candy would have made a great Chris Christie!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

5. You Might Be A Birther!

Its amazing how many of those stupid you might be a redneck lines actually fit.

If you refer to the sixth grade as "your senior year"....you might be a birther.

[Blue_Tires]

6. I'd watch that in a heartbeat...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. "...and Dave Thomas as The Beaver."

[Spirochete]

8. Ooh! Isn't that scary, kids?

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

9. Candidate Romney Spoke With Diners at...

Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes!
They weren't going to vote for him there either.

[Laxman]

11. Wasn't That the 3-D Evil House of Pancakes?

I'm willing to bet that Dr. Tongue didn't give Romney a big bear hug when he showed up.

[SidDithers]

13. Almost as good as Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses...

Sid

[surrealAmerican]

17. ... but better still ...

... the 3D House of Representatives:

[Laxman]

18. Now that's scary!

Scariest thing since Blood Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin, PA.

But nowhere near as scary as the term "President Romney"!

[Jacki7680]

10. Catherine O'Hara has to play Michelle Bachmann

A fellow blonde and she does a great crazy!

[closeupready]

12. I always felt she was a comedic genius - remember

the parody they did of "Ordinary People"? Had me in stitches for weeks! I still giggle at her send-up of MTM. I think it's on youtube.

[Jacki7680]

22. She was great.

She played so many funny parts on SCTV (Broads Behind Bars, June Cleaver, Tammy Bakker, Lola Hetherington) What a great cast on the show.They really knew how to make parodies. Like a video version of the Onion.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

14. Paul Ryan blowed up good. He blowed up REAL GOOD! (nt)

[Laxman]

15. Yikes!

Just Like in Scanners!

[a kennedy]

16. OMG.....one of my most favorite TV shows....late night for 90 minutes.

A W E S O M E. Loved Edith Prickley

[lame54]

19. Edith Prickley was the best

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

20. Mitt Romney's Cooking Tips for the Unemployed

Unfortunately, not far from the truth. Let them eat cat food.

[Laxman]

21. Man That's Harsh

But not as harsh as his economic policies...