Said on the TeeVee
Leno
Even though Rick Perry came in fifth, he is not quitting. He said it's on to South Carolina. And then today, he said, "Which way is that?
A man who calls himself the grand warlock of Mexico has predicted that President Obama will not win re-election. The grand warlock's real name? Juan Hannity.
Conan
Tonight is the new season of Jersey Shore. It promises to have all of the name calling, sex scandals, and backstabbing of the Republican primaries.
Mitt Romney has come under fire for his pledge to eliminate federal funding for PBS. Romney said, When I'm president, the only operated puppet speaking to kids will be me.
Ferguson
The show's back in New Jersey this season. Last season was in Italy and before that it was Miami. They were in Miami at the same time as the Kardashians. It was the first year in recorded history that Miami citizens were fleeing to Cuba.
Fallon
I read that Facebook is hosting a Republican debate on Sunday. Candidates will be seated based on their poll numbers, with Romney in the middle, Gingrich on the side, and Rick Perry down the street at the MySpace debate.