The Hits . They Just Keep A Coming

[DemocratSinceBirth]

[DemoTex]

1. Coffee filters!

Damn, I never thought of that.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Just don't get the Melitta filters--- those edges can cut.

[jcgoldie]

27. And then you get coffee grounds in your teeth!

...because you used the filters to wipe your ass... god-dammit!

[pazzyanne]

35. Thanks for this post, Demo Tex.

It explains why I couldn't get coffee filters this week. First toilet paper, then paper towels, kleenix, napkins... and now coffee filters. Civilization is dying under tRump!

[Shermann]

2. After a few months of QE we'll be wiping our asses with twenty dollar bills nt

[Javaman]

21. Just like the wealthy lol nt

[CaptYossarian]

43. Ask Trump for an autographed picture.

That will save you $20.

[lastlib]

44. There was a joke here a couple days ago....

a guy in a stall discovered he was out of tRump paper, so he hollered to the next stall to see if that guy had any. Nope. "Got any newspaper?" "Nope."
Pause. "Got change for a twenty?"

In another month at the current rate, we won't be asking for change........

[reACTIONary]

47. Head over to CVS and buy any cheap item...

... the receipt is about a yard long. Keep you going for a whole day or more.

[thucythucy]

3. You have to give the GOP credit.

The last time they held the White House it took almost eight full years to trash the economy and reduce the nation to absolute chaos.

This time around they've managed it in less than four.

It's true what they say: practice makes perfect.

[Beartracks]

23. I know they're bad at government, but I'm starting to think this was their goal. n/t

[Calculating]

4. In all fairness

It's not like many foreign countries are doing much better. Have you looked at Spain and Italy? If somebody told me this was going to happen 3 months ago I'd give them all the credibility of a crazy homeless guy ranting on the street.

[mdbl]

19. In all fairness,,,,,

anyone listening to past executives in charge of infectious diseases would have told you 20 years ago this wasn't a matter of "IF" but "WHEN" - so we had protocols and resources in place to deal with this and the asshole in the white house has been dismantling it since he attained access to the white house. Fairness has been out the window for a long time.

[stopwastingmymoney]

28. plus 1

[Permanut]

30. plus 2

[ET Awful]

39. If the current administration had paid attention during the tabletop excercises they were shown by

the prior administration, maybe they would have been just a tad more prepared.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/03/pandemic-coronavirus-united-states-trump-cdc/608215/

[MyOwnPeace]

40. Excellent point indeed.......

We should not be relieved because Billy got a "D" on his test too.

We had the book.

We had the notes.

We should have studied for the test.

We could have had an "A+!"

[uponit7771]

42. +1, Germany Hong Kong South Korea Singapore Netherlands Iceland are all handling this thing better

[uponit7771]

41. This is false on its face in a right-wing talking play please don't repeat that here

[lastlib]

45. I'm not willing to be fair with this basturd.

I intend to fight as DIRTY as I have to be to bludgeon him and his crime syndicate into oblivion. I want to obliterate his dim consciousness from the face of the earth, so that it never again afflicts mankind with its malevolent strains.

"Fair" isn't in the playbook, starting yesterday, or a couple months ago, whichever comes first.

[gibraltar72]

6. Think I'll invent wash cloths.

[Baitball Blogger]

7. "Let Trump be Trump."

Had enough?

[Trueblue Texan]

8. I think most of us are fair minded enough...

...that if we really thought Trump was trying to get the right people and resources together to address the Covid-19 pandemic, we'd applaud his efforts. But it's as if he is trying to screw things up even more, TRYING to make it harder to flatten the curve, focusing on profiteering and frustrating the efforts of his political rivals who are trying to save lives. Maybe it's true that Trump just doesn't know what to do, but I sincerely doubt anyone here believes he's doing what he can to make things better for the American people. He. Is. Not.

[ancianita]

16. What the fair minded can see is that he daily adds insult to injury.

I've decided that he lives for that, feeds on it, is energized to do more of it.

I'm an atheist, but seeing such a black abyss in human form makes me say he's the devil.

[northoftheborder]

38. Evil incarnate

[Lock him up.]

46. The Orangevirus has proven again and again he's doing...

… what he can to make things better for his debtor Vlad and his Oligarchs, and the now Russiapublicans in Congress, especially those traitors in the Senate who voted not guilty after a sham trial with no documents and no witnesses.

[kairos12]

9. On the plus side

Americans have learned to pronounce the word bidet. Maybe.

[Lord Ludd]

10. So I'll be voting for Joe BuhDANE, then? nt

[Haggis for Breakfast]

15. No, Joe BYEdon.

[Mercurian]

11. Nah, we still have toilet paper

We just dry our hands with the coffee filters.

[Sloumeau]

12. The G.W. Bush Administration ignored the PDB about Bin Laden,

fabricated evidence of weapons of mass destruction, involved the U.S. in two-decades of military conflict in the Middle East--costing the U.S. trillions of dollars, ignored Katrina, and then dragged the U.S. economy into the Great Recession.

..and then Donald Trump said: "Hold My Beer! I can do worse than that!"

[Cozmo]

13. Those words still ring in my ears

To all those who said that GFY, you deserve him. He'd already proven how inept he was years before the election. Atlantic City?

[Ad Infinitum]

14. Ditto

The weeping not the coffee filters;

I still have coffee; I have managed to cut the weeping
down to twice a day news briefing.

[smirkymonkey]

17. I knew it would be bad.

I never imagined it could ever get THIS bad. Never in a million years. He has really outdone himself.

[Cryptoad]

25. We aint seen nuttin yet.......

[ribrepin]

31. I knew he would screw up the economy

but he has really outdone my most apocalyptic imagination.

[grantcart]

18. "What do you have to lose?"

[Shermann]

48. A lot perhaps but I like those odds!

Make America Gamble Again

[SeattleVet]

20. Coughy Filters?

Got it covered!

[Shermann]

49. *Groan*

[dalton99a]

22. That's how you MAGA

[Beartracks]

24. Trump used to claim he surrounds himself with the best people.

I know America has people who are the best at what they do, global experts who are trained to handle this crisis and a great many others -- so it's clear Trump has surrounded himself with exactly zero of them.

Another fucking Trump lie that SHOULD be obvious to the marks who believed his con.

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[Ahpook]

26. Hmm

Installed a bidet on every toilet in the house a few years ago. They are cheap, easy to install and pay for themselves over time. Probably more clean and easier on the home plumbing as well.

I am very curious what spurred this run on TP! Why TP and not oatmeal, or can food, rice or something else? Water perhaps? Our local grocier is pretty well stocked but the damn TP

[lunatica]

32. !

[Aussie105]

29. Oh, mercy on the coffee filters!

To fall so low in the eyes of humanity!

I noticed rolls of paper towel are about double the width of pooper paper. (*)

A quick slice with an electric saw, 1 roll of paper towel = 2 rolls of pooper paper?

DISCLAIMER: As yet untested. Personal softness not guaranteed. Effect on your toilet system as yet undetermined.

(*) No copyright on the term 'pooper paper'. Feel free to use.

[mr_lebowski]

33. Pooper Towels is even better IMHO :)

[pazzyanne]

36. Good plan, butt...

You will need a different plan for disposing of them unless you want major plumbing repair. Kleenix and napkins also plug up the sewer system. Just saying.

[Cha]

34. Ane, people are Dying by the thousands bc of his

criminal negligence

[dchill]

37. Like no one has ever seen.